The Greatest Non Hits
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The Greatest Non Hits
Tool: Undertow
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Debut Album Analysis
Speaker 1Does everybody know?
Speaker 2what time it is Toll time.
Speaker 3All right. Thank you for listening to the Greatest Nine.
Speaker 1Hits.
Speaker 3I'm Chris, and playing Sober from the Undertow album from Tool is my co-host, tim. We want to thank you for listening, and this is Tool's debut studio album. They had an EP that came out prior to this, called Opiate. This is their commercial success that launches their career to great heights Great Heights, released back in April 6th of 1993, which is considered the height of the grunge alternative rock era. This one has a hidden track, the very last track, disgustipated. Hidden tracks seem to be in vogue around this time, so this is no exception.
Speaker 5It's usually the last song in the album as well, this one.
Speaker 3I don't want to spoil it, but I'm sure if you're listening to this you're a fan debut studio album produced by Sylvia Massey and recorded at Sound City Studios in Van Nuys, california. The band the members we'll get to them in a minute. I mean, they're from all over the place, but Los Angeles I think it was home base for them, or they're considered to be from LA, I think, by default.
Speaker 3Uh like a lot of bands but um, it's a really interesting album in my opinion. Um, it features a mix of uh, of metal. Um, it's got progressive rock, alternative rock elements. Danny carey, amazing drummer influenced by, um, all you know so many different prog rock drummers. Of course, neil Peart my hero was also his Bill Bruford. There are a number of others, but there's that influence, there's rock elements. The lyrics are dark, introspective.
Speaker 4The lyrics are dark introspective.
Speaker 3I think I would probably suspect that comes from the backgrounds of the band members. Maynard James Keenan is the name of the lead singer. All the music was composed by the other members. Adam Jones on guitar super talented guitar player and has other talents. Danny Carey, one of the best drummers in the business today and over the last 20 plus years.
Speaker 3And on this album the bass player was Paul D'Amour. He was replaced in 95 by another bass player. His name escapes me Justin Chancellor, that's his name, but he left the band. It wasn't the thing where he got kicked out for being whatever, it was more. I guess he wanted to play guitar. I mean, from what I'm reading at Wikipedia or other sources online, he wanted to play guitar in. I mean, from what I'm reading at Wikipedia or other sources online, he wanted to play guitar in another band, so he left From my understanding he's.
Speaker 3You know he's since been playing with ministry, but as a basis, so I don't know what happened there, but nevertheless, you know, hey, he did a great job on this album.
Speaker 3At least Interestingly like, their instruments are listed. Like, adam jones on guitar, it's listed as bastard. Bastard a meter, or best bastardometer, I guess, is how you'd say it. Um, james keenan listed as uh, mistress decatur, non-vocals, uh, the basis. Paul D'Amour listed as bottom feeder and Danny carries drums were listed as membrane of phone. So pretty creative with, uh, you know terms that they're using. Um, the last song, again disgustipated, I guess, a mashup between disgusted and constipated. Uh, I don't know what that's all about, but uh, I guess a mashup between disgusted and constipated.
Speaker 3I don't know what that's all about, but nevertheless, you know we're going to get into the songs and we're going to listen to them. I love Tool. I think they're a great band. I really love A Perfect Circle. I used to listen to the two albums a lot, you know, back in the day and for some reason I didn't get into Tool early, but I was sort of like a late adapter to their catalog.
Speaker 3They came out with some really good albums after this, but we want to focus on this one and you know, the more I listen to the tracks on this album, the more I like them, and I think all of you will as well. So, of course, stick around at the end, because we're going to listen to all the songs, as we always do, and at the end we're going to Tim and I are going to give you our top three and we're going to have fun along the way. We've got a ton of uh, you know sound clips from tool time, all of that stuff. Tim's putting the guitar away away. He's going to join me in a minute. We're going to yuck it up. We've got a bunch of sound clips. They're hilarious. Um, major james keenan, I guess, was at one point in time he was in the army and he was. We were reading somewhere I think it was on wikipedia where he was influenced by the movie stripes, which led him to go into the army, which I think is hilarious.
Speaker 6Love that movie why would you go into the army, which I think is hilarious. Love that movie. Why would you go into the army, based on stripes?
Speaker 3I don't know, man, maybe it was Ox, you know, wanting to be the lean, mean fighting machine, that kind of thing I thought to myself join the army, it's free.
Speaker 7So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what a six to eight week training program here A real tough one A real tough one which is perfect for me. Which is perfect for me. I'm going to walk out of here a lean, mean fighting machine.
Speaker 3So yeah, maybe that was his, this is definitely yeah.
Speaker 6Army music almost yeah, lots of yeah, it's out there, it's yeah. I mean, I think, honestly, if this band wasn't a hard rock band, you know, maybe, just maybe they could have been like a jazz quartet sort of, maybe like spun it a little bit jazzy, I don't know.
Speaker 8I don't think so, Tim.
Speaker 6Well, I tried to play a couple of jazz, jazzy uh chord variations to the uh the power the power in your defense.
Speaker 3I mean, these guys are so talented they could play it if they wanted to. It's just not what they do right, they don wanted to.
Speaker 6It's just not what they do, right? They don't want that. This is not their persona. They want more power. I want maybe less power. What do we need? We're coming at you with chainsaws here and I think you know it's important to say we are going to be, you know, head and mouth above water. This, this is a strong undertow, a strong current, and I think we're just gonna try to stay right above the water here. Sure.
Speaker 3Speaking of that, the artwork for the album cover. It's this weird ring kind of a thing.
Speaker 6I don't know what it is. It's like a rib cage or something. Yeah, yeah, like a rib cage. It's a rib cage, I think.
Speaker 3Yeah, it ended up becoming their. It's a rib cage, I think. Yeah, it ended up becoming their, like the band logo Kind of like the Starman with Rush. Starman oh, that's a David Bowie thing. I'm talking more about the logo for Rush, but I appreciate where you're going with that. Anyway, yeah, but yeah, any other thoughts, Any other anecdotes Before we get into the album?
Speaker 6I don't know. I think I enjoyed it. I'm not afraid. I could be afraid sometimes. Sometimes I'm pretty afraid I'm not afraid anymore and it is one louder and it's just a great, great album. If you're in the mood and you love hard rock and heavy metal, this is for you yeah, it is good.
Speaker 3I mean it's good for that kind of thing. And you know what I mean. We're, I mean our thing. We're kind of upbeat. You know we like to yuck it up this is a really serious album I mean we're gonna so like before you get
Speaker 5you know hating on us.
Speaker 3We're trying to lighten the mood. We're trying to lighten the mood. We're trying to lighten the mood, but with the understanding that some of these songs are very serious.
Speaker 6We know that.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean we want to apologize in advance. We're not here to shit on it either, you know, we just thought you know they need to lighten up a little bit, or, you know, maybe you might have it up a little bit. You know, maybe you might have fun looking at it from a different lens or whatever. But uh, and you know, I've seen Maynard James Keene. Maynard James Keene seems like a pretty cool guy, good sense of humor, yeah, yeah, he's. He's lighthearted, it seems.
Speaker 3He's sung some really you, really you know songs that are tolerated through the uh, the generations here that could be a song that's tolerated for generations that's right, and he and he's done, he's done these songs well, speaking of which, intolerance is the name of the very first song, and it's a non-hit.
Speaker 6So it's a non-hit, okay, I like your.
Speaker 3You know I like the, I like that transition and if you listen closely, there's like a I don't know what that sound is. We probably should Crickets, something like that. It's going to start rocking in a second.
Speaker 6Receipt paper.
Speaker 3Beavis and Butthead style. There we go, it's like automatic. You can hear it. It'sley carey drums. Adam jones, rated 75th best guitar player in the rolling stone. He's got quite a a list oh yes accomplishments yeah film music video yeah yeah, the music videos he's done those all these guys are super talented put away the dagger, it's tolerable.
Speaker 6I like the drums, right Drum and bass.
Speaker 10Oh, bitch, you got jacked, bitch oh.
Speaker 6The song's premise is that those who sit by idly while others commit crimes are just as bad as the criminals. Okay, it's noble. Dance, sing, wait, die Lie.
Speaker 3They're all kind of the same. They're all the same, they overlap one another Right.
Speaker 6I'm not innocent, you're not innocent.
Speaker 1You're not innocent.
Speaker 2No one's innocent I guess not.
Speaker 10Oh bitch.
Speaker 1How about us who are lactose intolerant?
Speaker 5What the fuck is he talking about? That's a good question.
Speaker 6Syncopated drum is very good. They make sure the metallic effects of the guitar are there.
Speaker 3You should care, okay, well, if somebody's lying, cheating and stealing.
Speaker 6I agree. You can't just be like bitch I don't care, Can't do that, Can't be that way, Don't tolerate, I will go down to hell.
Speaker 3Maybe go down to hell or something, because they're not in a Sunday. By cheating steel and you're the damned, you're going down, down to hell.
Speaker 6Well, let's keep our head above water here. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Don't get stuck in the undertow, Maybe lighting up on the line cheating, stealing you want to pace yourself with those things.
Speaker 6What do you call the people that do that a lot? A sociopath or something? Yeah, that's a good word. Somebody that doesn't understand other people's feelings? Yeah, yeah, saul will tell us all about that on song number two. Oh yeah, his feelings Nah, we have. I think the band's feelings are coming out. What are the feelings? What do you think their feelings are? It's going to call you out. All right, they're going to jack you up if you're not doing something, right?
Speaker 7My feelings are hurt. My feelings are hurt, okay.
Speaker 6They're like that angry parent figure that's going to yell at you when you're doing something bad.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, they're very committed to their values. I think even during this tour, they canceled some shows because the venues were owned by Scientology, some shows because the venues were owned by Scientology. And I guess, like no, I'm serious, like they're like their credo at the time, or still is probably is like something to the effect of uh, interesting.
Speaker 3Yeah, um yeah, not supporting any type of an institution. That gets in the way of self development, right, there's something to that effect, and I, I mean I actually I actually admire and that gets in the way of self-development, right, there's something to that effect, and I mean I actually admire that about them.
Speaker 6Yeah, you got to stand by your you gotta think for yourselves yeah, yeah, stick to your principles.
Speaker 3Think for yourself. People just are sheep, you know they just go. Electric sheep, which is the name of their good. Look at the big brain on tim man. Oh yeah, exactly, electric sheep. That was a band that he was in. Uh, that danny carrie was in right and yeah, maynard oh, we'll look it up in a second. But yeah, electric Sheep was a band for the past.
Speaker 9I was in Lovely Lads.
Speaker 3That's right, All right. Shout out to Nigel Tufnell from Spinal Tap. That was a Spinal Tap-y kind of a moment I was in.
Speaker 5Idle Sheep or.
Song Analysis
Speaker 3Electric Sheep. I was in Lovely Lads All right. Next song Prison Sex you said it not me. Secondary. Yeah, all right, I guess this is about serious stuff about child abuse, but just the term prison sex. We couldn't help ourselves. We've got a bunch of clips in here. Forgive us, here we go. It's a great song. It's a hit, so out of the discussion, but we'll listen to it.
Speaker 6It's about the cynical nature of abuse. Yeah, it's about the cynical nature of abuse.
Speaker 3Yeah, that beginning sounds like a Driving and Crying song. We don't have to get into it. They came out around the same time Driving and Crying.
Speaker 9Yeah.
Speaker 6No no, no, not Crying. What does Vestal mean?
Speaker 3Uh, it's, that's a beautiful term. Holy Okay, yeah.
Speaker 6Miracle.
Speaker 3It's catchy, it's a catchy metal song here I like it, it's not just scream, your head off. Oh pure, that still is pure.
Speaker 2Okay, I want to smell man what?
Speaker 7What we're going to federal. Pound me in the ass prison.
Speaker 6Oh, it's Tim's time? I don't think so.
Speaker 3That wasn't me. Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6No, I'll take the fall for that. I would hate to go to prison. It would be horrible.
Speaker 11Well.
Speaker 9I agree.
Speaker 3I think it'd be worse for you? I would. Your feet are a little softer than mine.
Speaker 11You throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sack back to your game.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 6I did spend the night in the slammer, actually.
Speaker 4Drinking on the beach, yeah.
Speaker 6Drinking on the beach past hours. It's not public property after hours. Ah yeah, people do crazy stuff on the beach and they ruin it for everybody. Is there like a beach jail?
Speaker 2oh no, it's a jail jail it's like pounding me in the ass jail oh, I need an adult Jail, jail.
Speaker 7It's like pounding me in the ass Jail I need an adult I don't want to go to any prison.
Speaker 11I have a couple fractions of zeros filed off into a private bank account. You throw a little rouge on ya.
Speaker 3Tuck your sack back. Oh, how do you make that funny? I can't say I've had that combination of those three things on my hands ever in my life. I'm not saying that with pride or shame. You're not a witness. Yeah, I say it with thanks that I've never been put in that position. I never thought of it that way, but now I'm starting to feel bad about those earlier clips.
Speaker 6Danny Carey said it will annoy a lot of people, which is half the fun.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's provocative, I get it. But, what's more provocative? That or the actual um, yeah, um, molesting of a child? That's. I mean, that is the most uh, insulting, uh, I could see why that angers people. Yeah, I have. No, it didn't annoy me, I thought it was. I applaud them for it, you know right I mean even though it was graphic and it it kind of, you know, like the imagery of, like the stuff on his hand.
Speaker 3That's like you know it's uncomfortable, but maybe it needs to be put in that way in order to you know, just to you know, put it into perspective, how, how bad it must feel for the, for the abused. So you know, I, I, yeah I didn't, so anyway for sure. Going on to the next song, this is Sober, far and away the most listened to and popular song on the album, this one and one. We just heard nine hits. Let's take a listen.
Speaker 2Rolling doobies.
Speaker 6Okay, cali Sober.
Speaker 3Yeah, that is Cali Sober. Yeah, that is Cali Sober. That's right, we got the lyrics right in front of us. I remember, okay, this might put a whole new page out on this song.
Speaker 6for me this could be a jazzy number. Throw a little little ham and eggs on the griddle.
Speaker 3That little jazz flute would be good on this too.
Speaker 2Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Speaker 4Ba-ba-dee-da-ba-ba.
Speaker 2We got it now.
Speaker 3That's baby music, that's it.
Speaker 9Wait just a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 3Whistle the thing in that's like why is she doing something about?
Speaker 6all of the Stuff, the bad stuff.
Speaker 3Yeah, or like just the drinking which leads to a ton of bad stuff. That's true. I don't think it's an unfair question.
Speaker 7No.
Speaker 3I mean he didn't have to put the fucking in there, yeah, but but he made his point. Never was.
Speaker 9Yeah.
Speaker 6Even Jesus was like let's get these people some wine sometimes, right, that's true, the winemaker I mean.
Speaker 3Or Dionysus, depending on which.
Speaker 6Shout out to the tobacco chewers out there Getting a little buzz on yeah, let's stop that shit. Yeah, pack a Pack a nice.
Speaker 3Yeah, copenhagen, that's more of a dip. The chew is like the leaf right.
Speaker 6Oh the leaf, is that stuff's strong. Straight up Packin' lips, that stuff's strong.
Speaker 3Straight up Back and lips. I've been sick, just dizzy From your chew.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, faint in a field Too effed up on chew. Oh yeah, throwing up, yeah, yeah, that's the worst when you're like Young Right, yeah, I don't say how old, yeah, throwing up, yeah, yeah, that's the worst when you're like young, right, yeah, I don't see how old. No, you don't know what it is. Try it, try it, man, try it.
Speaker 4People are always peer-pressuring.
Speaker 2Ah, that feels, that feels better.
Speaker 9I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me. Why can't we not be sober?
Speaker 6I just want to not think further. Why can't we sleep for ever? Set those alarms? People Set a mental alarm, yeah.
Speaker 3I mean we can be California soldiers. I don't know.
Speaker 6And we can set our alarms by the power of our minds.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, but like Kramer, he's like he's by the power of our minds. We have a look-brainer, it's like 630 tomorrow.
Speaker 6Let's go, all right.
Speaker 3I got it set. Ow ow, ow, ow, shout out to the tool designers out there. All right, that was a good one. What do we got next?
Speaker 11Well, isn't that special.
Speaker 6Ah that was. This is bottom. We got the bottom.
Speaker 3All right, yeah. Next song. It's called Bottom Bottom, and no sign though that. Oh, I like that. It's a lot of pissing and moaning in this song.
Speaker 9I take head, shoulders, knees and toes.
Speaker 4Okay, you can have those Fed.
Speaker 6You know you've got to be fed, but you need to take the whole apple. You can't be stealing the apple when you pierced the skin of a piece of fruit.
Speaker 1You bought the whole fruit, not a third of an apple, not a half of a banana.
Speaker 11I am dead inside.
Speaker 3Shout out to Michael Scott.
Speaker 2He called the shit.
Speaker 1He called the shit Shout out to Pat Gilmore.
Speaker 3All these, all these movies Kind of came out around that.
Speaker 5Yeah well, until this bill is paid, the food court Is closed.
Speaker 6He's lying, he's cheating, he's stealing your fruit. Well, I hope his shit is, you know, density. He's Eating a lot of fruit. So I like this little solo here. Whoa, it's got me in trance. It's trance style man.
Speaker 3It is kinda cool.
Speaker 9If I let you, you would make me destroy myself.
Speaker 5The fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 9Fuck it. This is where I tune out.
Speaker 3It's tolerable A lot of religion in this.
Speaker 9My feelings are hurt.
Speaker 11There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you.
Speaker 9To erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain.
Speaker 5What the fuck is he talking about? What the fuck?
Speaker 11I am dead inside.
Speaker 3I love that, michael Scott, I am dead inside. I love that, michael Scott, I am dead inside.
Speaker 2We're live. Come on, we're going streaky. We're live. Come on, woo Woo, I'm not afraid anymore.
Speaker 8Well, it's one night, isn't it?
Speaker 3Shout out to the Donnie Darko fans. Shout out to the Spinal Tap fans.
Speaker 6Church Lady, church Lady, where you at.
Speaker 2Satan.
Speaker 6Boo Satan.
Speaker 3That was a good use of the grunt there.
Speaker 2I love that. You're a damn man. You keep digging.
Speaker 6You'll find something. Shut the holes, fans holes fans. Still going. Hatred keeps it alive. What?
Speaker 3Now they're rocking.
Speaker 10Oh, bitch, you got jacked bitch.
Speaker 1Bitch, I don't care oh wait, just a minute shot brad hamilton oh, I'm hang gliding, honey, take a good picture, I'm dead.
Speaker 4That was a good one.
Speaker 3I was thinking the song, the bottom was sweet.
Speaker 6Yeah, the bottom was really good. That was good man.
Speaker 3I mean.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 3On many levels I'm digging it All right. So we got to go. Crawl Away is the next one. So this is.
Speaker 6Crawl Away. Yeah, do what I say, just may.
Speaker 3Was the ass flute.
Speaker 6What do you say?
Speaker 10Mom say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.
Speaker 2Oh, and I come down when you're feeling blue.
Speaker 10How about I just go eat some hay?
Speaker 6This one's angsty as well, you know it builds up into something here.
Speaker 3You think they tuned the guitar in the downward D. What is it called?
Speaker 6I think all these songs are in drop D. It really helps a singer with a low voice. The one-finger power chords the lower octave jams. I like it.
Speaker 3I think it makes it easier to play it. It adds a little hair to it.
Speaker 6It just may. I can make things out of clay. Listen to what I say that rake was. I was just putting it back where it belonged, in the woods with his friends.
Speaker 9In the woods with his friends.
Speaker 2It's good bass work.
Speaker 6This is classic, Like deep purple riffs right here.
Speaker 3Yeah, I like it. That's good, well used. I do. I like their balance of grunge and metal on this. They do it really well Alice in Chains did it well too.
Speaker 6I thought it's a little stripped away for this band, I think In a way.
Speaker 5Lay by the Bay. It's a little harsh.
Speaker 6That was a good one. Okay, yeah, paul T Moore is crushing it on this one. Agreed, he didn't want to play the bass, but he ended up playing bass anyway, I know For the other band. Yeah, the other band.
Speaker 3I don't want to say that they're a lesser band, because I mean, I'm not really familiar with Ministry.
Speaker 6Yeah, no Ministry.
Speaker 3We could always do one of their albums, or not, depending on your mood. I don't know I'll have to listen to it.
Speaker 2I don't even know if I want to do it.
Speaker 10We just made, we just made.
Speaker 1How about I just go eat some, hay? Oh no.
Speaker 9We suck again. This is love, this is my love for you.
Speaker 6This is my love for you. Whoa metal scrapage.
Speaker 2This is my love for you. This is my love for you.
Speaker 3This is my love for you. It's a little less melodic than the last one.
Speaker 6Holy crap, they just went up to chromatic. This is like kind of a time signature Balls to the wall. Time signature 16th notes out of the wazoo, 30 second notes. Yeah, 34 over 34 on the floor.
Speaker 5This is like a you'll pay listen to what I say, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't mean to be crude or anything, but this is sort of like an orgy of notes. I want to All right that one.
Speaker 6What the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 5I can make things out of clay. What the fuck is he talking about there?
Speaker 6you go.
Speaker 7Oh, if you don't stay.
Speaker 6I might my feelings, might my feelings. You heard, If you're going to go, then go.
Speaker 2If you're going to spew, spew in this, I don't know what you're trying to say you don't want to play.
Speaker 1What you want and what you need. Don't make a fuck to me. Shut the fuck up. I didn't say anything.
Speaker 8Oh, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3Okay, that may have shot up to number one for me. I know, I see.
Speaker 6I mean.
Speaker 1Shut the fuck up, Donnie All right this one is Swamp.
Speaker 3Song that was for always. Swamp Song. Oh gosh.
Speaker 6Getting swampy Undertow in the swamp is something Swamp undertow why don't you watch when you stumble in?
Speaker 9You ain't need it for going in.
Speaker 7You ain't need it for going in. His walk is sticking. He thinks I get locked in. He's sure stupid. The lid's your end fucker. My feelings are hurt, he thinks I get locked in.
Speaker 1He's sure a dumbass. The lid's your end, fucker.
Speaker 7I hope it sucks you down, J-Homer. You sure do suck tonight, Jay Homer you sure do suck tonight.
Speaker 11Yeah, suck like a fox, ha ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 6Oh man, that's just the best. This fog is thick, oh no.
Speaker 3We suck again. They're really angry at this guy man. They just want him to fucking die in quicksand you know.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's a horrible way to go. You need good calves. Good calves to dance in some quicksand.
Speaker 9You know yeah.
Speaker 8I take head, shoulders, knees and toes, Knees and toes.
Speaker 6Well, you're in the knee deep. You're knee deep at this point here, probably about halfway.
Speaker 1Oh no, we suck again. Oh no, we suck again.
Speaker 7Jay Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Musical Analysis and Commentary
Speaker 11Yeah, suck like a fuck, or you'll pay.
Speaker 6I like this little bit here. This is good Taking us. Yeah, it's very froggy, Spacey froggy yeah, it's like froggy, stacy froggy.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's like frog metal.
Speaker 10Death band can't breathe, oh no. Oh no, breathing is a safe and effective way Of fighting death and death related symptoms.
Speaker 4Whoa, whoa, Take it easy champ.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think I would need to sit.
Speaker 6the next couple plays off. My ears hurt after that one, I know.
Speaker 9This is pretty hard.
Speaker 2I'm tired of this, Grandpa.
Speaker 6Grandpa, hey, listen, sport. I'm sorry, I know. Yeah, we'll keep, yeah, keep it going. No, keep it up. Head, shoulders, knees and toes Waiting me. Oh, man Calling, name calling.
Speaker 3Oh, he's been calling him a belligerent fucker. The whole song.
Speaker 7My feelings are hurt, boy.
Speaker 11I am dead inside.
Speaker 3After that, one geez A little palate cleanser. Maybe that was more than a little harsh.
Speaker 6Yeah, we need some steely Dan to.
Speaker 5No, we'll keep power through.
Speaker 6I think we need some. What do we need? A little more power. What do we need More power?
Speaker 3All right, this is Undertow the song. Right? You can't get sucked into that undertow.
Speaker 6You know tread Now. We got quicksand, we got water yeah, a lot of. There's a mountain falling on you, A natural disaster. There's a volcano erupting Run.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 6There's some prison convicts.
Speaker 3There's a lot of mouth opening and sucking, not swallowing, swallowing.
Speaker 4I feel dirty.
Speaker 8Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up, donnie, I take head, shoulders, knees and toes. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6Whoa, Whoa. They could end their song for me. Oh man, we're not even a third of the way in. I don't know how these guys have the energy to do this. This is insane.
Speaker 3It does. It takes a lot of energy to get caught in it. Yeah.
Speaker 6You got to get some chamomile and some rose petal water.
Speaker 3Well if you need that extra push over the cliff in your workouts put these on the headphones. Shout out to, by the way, shout out to the bench pressers out there.
Speaker 6Oh yeah Shout out.
Speaker 1I'm exhausted.
Speaker 10I'm exhausted.
Speaker 6Shout out to the Swallows so comfortable. That's good. I'm glad you're comfortable.
Speaker 3I think it's the drums that are wearing brown Shut up.
Speaker 8No, I'm serious. I take head, shoulders, knees and toes.
Speaker 6knees and toes Okay you can have those Ow.
Speaker 8Well, it's one louder, isn't it?
Speaker 1What? Oh wait just a minute, I'm back.
Speaker 11I can hear it Take it easy, champ.
Speaker 6Undertow. I got it. There's a current yeah.
Speaker 11The undertow that hasn't seen the light. Life just keeps happening Out of the undertow.
Speaker 6You are out of the area.
Speaker 8How does he keep those?
Speaker 11notes. Life is like hey, guess what?
Speaker 6I don't know Guess what. We're going to have. Another shred session, brother. Just more, more shred.
Speaker 11And you're like what? And it's like BAM More life. It just never stops giving you more life.
Speaker 3That's a guy's name, theo. Shout out to Theo, I love this guy. It more life, that's okay.
Speaker 6That's a guy's name, theo.
Speaker 3Shout out to Theo I love this guy.
Speaker 11That's life. Hey, you want another scoop of life, boy?
Speaker 3All right. So let's get another scoop of Tool here. This is Four degrees, Four degrees. It's like another rule of post-grunge songs they always have to have a sitar with it and then they start rocking out. So this is where I'm suspecting this is going.
Speaker 6Here we go. Sitars are metal man yeah.
Speaker 3I like the transition. It's like ding ding, ding ding and then go down to the drop D.
Speaker 6I thought this was going to be their rock. Ballad from the intro in my notes and then, within 20 seconds, they just again flip the pull the magic carpet ride from underneath your feet.
Speaker 3Sitar to drop D.
Speaker 6It's a it'sa class but you're calm beneath the castles. So, cavern treasures, let's go digging I'm tired of this, Grandpa.
Speaker 1That's too damn bad. You keep digging Bring it out.
Speaker 6Bring it out and take you back in A lot of yous and won'ts and like the way.
Speaker 3I like how he plays the chords, sort of like Slides and the French.
Speaker 6Definitely very skilled in their metal shred.
Speaker 1Well, isn't that special, you love?
Speaker 5to feel afraid. Can you let me show you another way?
Speaker 2I feel so, kill what you want to Save what's left and needed. Save your love. It's just too short to be true. The lyrics are kind of vague, but they're cool.
Speaker 6I'm too short to forget. The lyrics are kind of vague, but they're cool. I'm too short. Sometimes I need a step ladder. Yeah, I'm just too short there, you know. Now, just come back running. Ah, you don't have to run. Shout out to the runners. Yep, shout out to the runners. It won't be long Until you increase or decrease your mile time. Yeah, your PO2 max.
Speaker 3I like the guitar part right here. This is I like the guitar part in here.
Speaker 6This is where they could have a little jazz solo, I think maybe.
Speaker 3Hey, this room, yeah, for a little jazz?
Speaker 8I don't think so, Tim.
Speaker 6Okay what he's singing, kind of like a minstrel, like a renaissance fest yeah, it's the proggy part of it.
Speaker 10What do we need? More power.
Speaker 6All right Tim, the tool man Taylor.
Speaker 8I'm a tool man? I don't think so, Tim.
Speaker 6I am, I can deal with a screwdriver, screw gun but are you a tool?
Speaker 3man of the band tool man band yeah, are you still the tool man when it comes to the band?
Speaker 6or what we're listening to. I would say I'm not afraid of them.
Speaker 10I used to be.
Speaker 6I used to be afraid of them. I've seen that there's nothing to be afraid of them. Uh, I've seen that there's nothing to be afraid of. Um right, no, I, but I will neither. You're not in the pocket. I am not in the pocket, but I like certain aspects and songs. Yeah, yeah, it'll take some time, some tool time, for me to be a Tim the Toolman Taylor, yet Fair enough Ow. A bit solo here oh they're tight, see. Oh, ow.
Speaker 3Little bass.
Speaker 11Come on, guys.
Speaker 7Jam it into life. I love lamp.
Speaker 6Ooh so strong.
Speaker 9Just like I was a lovely lad.
Speaker 3Alright, where are we at man? We got Flood, okay.
Speaker 6We got flood and Disgustipated. Yeah, that's the last one.
Speaker 3So there's a couple tracks away from that. Granted, this one's a seven-minute song, the other one's a 15-minute song, but you know, we can truncate it. We can truncate it. This is kind of Black Sabbath-y.
Speaker 6Yeah, it is. I do like their intros.
Speaker 3I mean it could be a little jazzier. No, this is cool when you're in the mood for it. This is like a. This is like a strip club song for herman munsters.
Speaker 5Stripper sister what the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 3I don't know, I don't know what I'm talking about. All right, I don't know what I'm listening to at this point, and how is this related to a flood? I'm waiting for an explanation.
Speaker 6Oh, it's tolerable. All right, Danny.
Speaker 4Danny.
Speaker 10Oh, bitch, you got jacked bitch.
Speaker 7We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.
Speaker 2Rolling doobies.
Speaker 3If the flood comes? We're just playing sound.
Speaker 6I don't even know what part of the song we're in. This is still the intro. Yeah, this is crazy. We still know nothing about the flood. Why Is the mountain still falling on us? I don't know. Is the flood a metaphor? Did somebody get these convicts?
Speaker 3Our lyrics getting sung right now. I can't even tell.
Speaker 2This is heavy.
Speaker 6This is heavy boy.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're trying to make this, this the heaviest song ever, of all time, of all time this has to be heavy the flood.
Speaker 6I mean, yeah, it makes sense Making the undercurrents even stronger.
Speaker 3Why this didn't win a Grammy is beyond me. Well, no, it isn't. I totally see why.
Speaker 6Grammy. Is it mine, my Grammy?
Speaker 3Well, I would claim what it's mine little foreshadowing here.
Speaker 6Same, god damn it.
Speaker 3This is a four clocking in at four minutes yeah, it's like how are they going to get through all this in less than two minutes left, or less than three minutes, three and a half minutes.
Speaker 2I'm exhausted, I am All I know.
Speaker 6All I believe, crumbling images, scramble to reach higher ground, sanity, climbing to a new place. The moving, the moving is tough. You know it is. I don't like it. San Fran, the housing market's crazy there, yeah.
Speaker 3You're going to move there.
Speaker 6I don't know. It is very beautiful. From what I've heard, yeah, it is.
Speaker 4I've been there.
Speaker 3I never have been there.
Speaker 2I haven't been there since.
Speaker 6Ground is not a rock. I thought it to be. You're not. You're almost there.
Speaker 2You're not Two damn men.
Speaker 6And they're all syncopated, they playing together, kind of. This sounds a little bit like Sober, doesn't it? Yeah, this sounds a little bit like Sober, doesn't it?
Speaker 4I'm just someone coming in on me. I'm just your last time you put me on the stand.
Speaker 3It is, it's a character. It is. It's a list of the songs.
Speaker 6It's in this album, like from beginning to end.
Speaker 3It's tough, you know, but it's good. I mean, yeah, I know what I'm listening to. It's like incredible. It's just like listening to the whole. It's like more life. It's like that more life guy right there, danny, carries drums. I mean, I'm a drum guy. I love the drums.
Speaker 2Well, it's one louder, isn't it?
Speaker 3Well, it's one louder. Yeah, I'm going to have to go back to that.
Speaker 11So here's the last song. Disgustipated Hi Tim the Tool man, taylor, and you all know my assistant Al this land is boar land.
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Speaker 3That was Tim. That wasn't me. That was Al. No, that was Al. That was me. That was Al. That was Al.
Speaker 6We've got that was the Tim Atul band. We've got some Saul 8 soundtrack here.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 6Rock and roll.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, in the line of thought of Saul.
Speaker 7My feelings are hurt. My feelings are hurt, okay.
Speaker 3We heard you the first time, thank you.
Speaker 6Oh, is that a calf? A little milk.
Speaker 1How about us who are lactose intolerant?
Speaker 6Okay, Christopher, you'reant. Okay, christopher, you're back. Yeah, and the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber and took me on high Sounds like and I'm still, as I walk through the spaces between the air itself.
Speaker 5What the fuck is he talking about? Look, we're on the edge of a vast, far blend of our own Midwest. And as what the fuck is he?
Speaker 6talking about. This is like some Les Claypool stuff going on.
Speaker 3It does sound like him, but With the megaphone. Yeah, reverend Maynard, are you crying this?
Speaker 6is like a slam poetry hour For the end of the album.
Speaker 3Yeah, these are all like yeah, the holocaust metaphors, or the the vegetable metaphors for the holocaust. It's clearly like the vegetable metaphor is for the Holocaust. It's clearly anti-religion.
Speaker 6The credits on the album read Phone message.
Speaker 2Bill the landlord.
Speaker 6Disgustipated is from 2.33 to 6.45. Right, right, apparently, crickets. There's crickets and a phone message as well.
Speaker 11Just life just keeps happening. Life is like hey, guess what, and you're like what, and it's like more life. It just never stops giving you more life. That's life, hey, you want another scoop of life, boy.
Speaker 6Okay, now we're back to animal noises yeah, noises. Disgustipated his first coin in a Popeye comic book in the 1930s to express a combined feeling of disgust and exasperation with the situation. I'm exhausted involving olive oil. Shout out to Chris Berman, since the situation has obviously been resolved by Popeye eating spinach, we could conclude that this song was intended to promote vegetarianism. What, oh, because they're talking about? Maybe, like the meat industry?
Speaker 3What Are they vegetarians?
Speaker 6They might be man. A lot of metalheads are vegetarians, Surprisingly.
Speaker 3Yeah, that is interesting. I didn't know that either.
Speaker 6My one roommate in college was a metalhead Surprisingly. Yeah, that is interesting. I didn't know that either. My one roommate in college was a metalhead and only ate veggie patties Freezer veggie patties.
Speaker 3I think it was a value play. It was college.
Speaker 4That's true.
Speaker 6So much sodium.
Speaker 3You know I get that life beats on life. I like that. I'm kind of afraid oh, bitch, you got jacked. Bitch, I need an adult.
Speaker 10I'm kind of afraid yeah, oh, bitch, you got jacked bitch.
Speaker 7I need an adult.
Speaker 1Wait just a minute. Does anybody knock anymore? Yeah, anymore.
Speaker 6I'll take manslaughter one. Put the deal on the table. Jack Some law and order. I've been watching way too much law and order.
Speaker 2I don't want to go to any prison. Feeds are live.
Speaker 6Alright, well, I think this one's not going to be in my top three.
Speaker 3Well, you know, during, well, this is probably this is going to dissipate, and then for a number of minutes it's going to go just run and then maybe get to the end listen to the end If not, that's fine too. It's just this. It's just. It's just like a. What the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 6There's only just a minute left, just a little queer.
Speaker 3It's just like a minute of squeaking. So over that Take it easy, champ.
Speaker 1Maybe sit the next couple of days out.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, so they have like the crickets Well. Well, this would be kind of cool yeah within the crickets we can give our top three yes yes, yeah, what do you say um? I just may, all right, no, seriously, what's your number?
Speaker 6I am going to go get the list up here. Um, yeah, let me see, uh, I really like, uh, the ones that I liked were swamp song. Oh really, I think that's gonna be my number. No, I'm gonna say, uh, number one in or number three, sorry, uh, intolerable, my number three intolerance, intolerance.
Speaker 3Yes, the first song that was yeah it was good.
Speaker 6Yeah, lie, cheat and steal. That's my, that's my three.
Speaker 3No, that's a good three. I'm going to go deep here. I'm going to maybe go bottom.
Speaker 6Oh, okay.
Speaker 3It just had that beat to it. It contrasted well with crawl away, yeah, and uh, I, I just uh. The musicianship was very like it was excellent, so I'm gonna go with all right my number two.
Speaker 6I'm going crawl away because it had a good placement. You know, it's sort of instead of an up and down round and round, it was like just like a little bit just left and right and then up and down, you know what I mean yeah, um, yeah, yeah not to be too technical no no, that's fair like a roller coaster ride, you know I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3Four percent is my number two because it had. It was a change of pace, it had some cool chords in it and um degree four degree yeah, four degree yes, that was a good one.
Speaker 6Yes, I thought it was take it all away yeah, it was a little bit.
Speaker 3It was like much different all the way in yeah exactly yeah yeah, uh.
Speaker 6Well then, swamp song is my number one. That was the one that did, like the that really fast paced I mean, yeah, because of that sort of novelty aspect, uh, and maybe for me to score some points with the metal heads, uh, I'm going Swamp. Song number one.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was really impressive. Yeah, technical, even if you don't like the song, they were so in the pocket. The musicianship was wild. Yeah, it was wild. It was very wild and that's the spectacle of it is that they can do this at the same time and be in total sync like that.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3And that was what was mind-blowing about it. Um, but I, I I knew you were gonna put that in there, so I just that's an asterisk for me okay but what was like a better song, I thought, was crawl away like the one yes your, your number two? Um was, it was my number one, just uh, I was blown away. I was blown away by a lot of these songs. I hated them and liked them at the same time.
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Speaker 3They were hitting nerves, and just the lyrics. Crawl Away was just the best example of them being in the pocket. For me, swamp Song was just too over the top. I didn't want to overshadow how good crawl away was. Yeah, so uh, I'll, yeah, I'll just like leave it at that, but um, yeah, I have a a deeper appreciation for the band after listening to this one for sure, yeah yeah any uh last thoughts well, I I'm not afraid, I can keep.
Speaker 6I can keep the metal going, I think.
Speaker 3We'll keep the metal going for another episode or two. We're going to check it out. We've got a good one coming. I don't want to spoil it, but we're going to throw some metal at you.
Speaker 6Some more metal, some more metal. You think we're done with metal. We've got more metal Just at you. Some more metal, some more metal. Yeah, I think we're done with metal. We've got more metal. Just keep more metal.
Speaker 7More metal.
Speaker 3All right, take care, rock on Bye.