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The Greatest Non Hits
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
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Curious to know the stories behind the making of some of Tina's iconic songs? We've got some hilarious tales ready to tickle your funny bone. We'll be discussing the unique instruments, the legendary artists behind them, and the distinct sounds they bring to life. Not only this, but we'll also be ranking our top three non-hits from Private Dancer. Prepare for a deep dive into the creative process of Turner, a musical genius who defied the odds.
As we pay tribute to Tina Turner and her classic album, we'll also explore the powerful emotions and messages in her music, which continue to impact generations. We'll discuss Turner's brave journey in overcoming domestic abuse and her metaphorical story of resilience and strength, inspiring us to respect each other and effect change in the world. So, let's come together, relive the magic of Turner's music, and embrace the lessons her story imparts.
Honoring Tina Turner's Album Private Dancer
Speaker 1When a lot is made of your energy and sexuality, and always somehow in parenthesis because of the age pushing 60, it just doesn't seem. Age makes a difference with you, does it? But you know, actually, if we're being doing girl talk here these days, it doesn't with anyone, it's not just me. There are a lot of women out there that's nearly 60 years old, that it's like time has given us time. It's something like that, you know. I mean, I'm not complaining at all, I'm I'm happy about it.
Speaker 2Where's my camera?
Speaker 1this, but it really is. Time has given women and and men time. We're getting older and we're looking great has a lot to do with fashion and the fact that people do care about themselves now with Exercise and diet, but I read.
Speaker 3All right, thank you for listening to the greatest nine hits. I'm Chris, and playing the first song from Tina Turner's private dancer album I might have been queen is my co-host, him. So Thank you for listening. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a special episode about Honoring the queen of rock and roll, as she's referred to, born Anna May Bullock, november 26, 1939 in Brownsville, tennessee. Sadly, she passed away earlier this year, on May 24th.
Speaker 3Today we are going to be listening to the greatest nine hits of the album private dancer by Tina Turner, and it's a. It's a special one because what can you say? An amazing, amazing talent, an incredible, a record-setting Album. Studio the fifth studio album by Tina Turner. It's a. It's really the follow-up to her, her career with her former husband, ike Turner. Ike and Tina we all know the backstory, the, the horrors of her abuse and the strength that she summoned To get past that and Keep on rolling down the river. And so this is the fifth, your fifth, studio album that she recorded is their first solo.
Speaker 31984 was the year, as I mentioned earlier, she began recording in 1976 with Ike. That commenced in 1980, followed by messy divorce, blah, blah, blah. But she just said screw it, I'm Odd here, I don't care, you can take all the royalties, you can take everything. And from that she was reborn and she Just killed it. So that's what we're gonna be listening to today. We're gonna be doing some shout outs, we've got some funny clips what else can I say? It's just, it's an honor to be just to discuss this album with you today.
Speaker 3Like I said, she was born anime Bullock, the daughter of Floyd and Richard Bullock, and his wife, zelma Priscilla. They lived in a nearby rural, unincorporated community of nut bush, tennessee, where her father worked as an overseer of sharecroppers at point extra farm on highway 180. She later recalled picking cotton with her family at an early age. Again born in 1939, think of the think of the journey of Going from that to being the Queen of Rock and Roll and having just a legacy that will live forever Incredible talent, incredible strength, incredible human being. I think Jim Carrey summed it up. I mean, like I said, jim Carrey summed it up nicely.
Speaker 2Where would Tina Turner be right now if she rolled over and said hit me again, ike, and put some stank on it, roll it on the river. That's where she'd be, because she decided to send a message wake up, sisters. There's no Such thing as a weaker sex.
Speaker 3Exactly so, yeah, so what can you say? She's awesome, sexy. She shows her sexy side in this album. I think that's really what grabbed people's attention and I think that that's what was the. The main Driver is that she had the strength and she could. She felt empowered to live her best life and To be alive at age 44, rebuilding her career, rebuilding her brand, and she was a trailblazer. Back back at that time, you know, youth was king. Every. Everything was you got to be young, you've got to be this, you got to be that, and she defied all of that just from her own determination, from her strength, you know. So kudos to her, kudos to capital records for Signing her, kudos to Terry Britton, the other producers, rupert Heinz, the other writers. John Carter was really. He was. I think he was the main driver Convincing capital records to sign her to a record deal. They were opposed to it initially. He convinced them it was the right thing and it definitely was. So I mean, the rest is history.
Speaker 3There's a bunch of non hits on this album, but there's a bunch of hits to. There's what's love got to do with it, her only number one song in her career. That's on this album. There is private dancer better be good to me. We've all heard those songs a million times. There's a couple of good non hits in here. I might have been queen, I think is it is is up there for both Tim and I. But, like all of our albums, what we're gonna do today is listen to all the songs, rank the top three non hits at the end, and I will each give our top three at the very end, but along the way, you know, we're gonna have some fun with it. We've banked some funny clips. We're gonna play those while we listen to the album.
Speaker 3Give our thoughts. My thought here's I don't know how far off I am, but I Think that on the surface this seems like a pop album and and something mainstream. When you but when you look at I mean when you, when you take in her background just before this album came out, and you you look at some of the songs that we're gonna listen to you there's a song called 1984 In the international version. There's the Beatles helps song that's in in here. There's sort of a dystopian vibe to it and it's sort of it's almost a concept album.
Speaker 3I think that there's it's deeper than what we think it is, or at least you can listen to it from beginning to end, sort of like a concept record.
Speaker 3I mean, it's not, you know, it's not Pink Floyd, okay, but I think it has a lot of symbolism and it's it's, it's. It gets deeper into you the human spirit and the, the spirit of a survivor. I mean, we all have our own journey. I mean, think about her being the daughter of a one of a manager of a sharecropper, but nonetheless coming from very, very humble beginnings and achieving A worldwide fame, wealth, success. She passed away as a, a citizen of Switzerland, in town, the town in Switzerland that she lived in I'll I'll mention it later on, I don't, I don't have it right up right in front of me, but nevertheless, Think about that journey of humble beginnings in Tennessee, you know, dying with immense fame, wealth, respect, dignity, all all those things. I just we can't say enough regarding that aspect of her life and we should definitely Show respect and praise for all those things. And Tim is doing a pretty good job, I should say.
Speaker 2I'm listening to.
Speaker 3When I think back at our first episode, I think this is episode 87.
Discussion on Tina Turner's Album
Speaker 3Now we're getting up into almost 100 episodes. I don't even think he could barely play In the first. I think the steely dan in the so Royal scam. I don't even think he played an intro to that and now he's just rocking it. So I'll be quiet, let it play a little bit. Let him pack up and join us in a second. That was awesome, man. You are getting better, better, better. I swear to god, every week I'm loving it, man. Thank you, thank you, it's gonna get his uh.
Speaker 4No, on a grass. Please get a gig.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4No, on a grass please.
Speaker 3Like, yeah, like I've mentioned in the past he lives across the street comes over. I think we talk, maybe once a week. I have something like that this is, this is, this is our uh, this is our little cubby hole.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm from my porch.
Speaker 3Yeah, what are you doing? What album are we doing next week? Oh, I'm a tina turner, all right, how's?
Speaker 4it going man, it's going well, it's going well.
Speaker 3What? What do you think about the album?
Speaker 4Oh, she's a queen, she's a babe, she's a robo babe. Um, she's like, uh, she's got the, the hair, she's got the look, the gray scale. She's just played out on the cover just like a lioness vixen. More energy, more passion. Tina turner, here it is.
Speaker 3Yeah, man, but I couldn't have said it better.
Speaker 4Yeah, she's a tour de force. Um, you know what is her to?
Speaker 3say you know, it doesn't matter what we say.
Speaker 4A lot of wedding parties. You know just like wedding season. You know Tina's on the playlist every time. What's love got to do with? It Better be good to me, better be good to me.
Speaker 3I'm your private dancer well. Yeah, it's my money. I think mark mark noffley wrote that to me. Yeah, something like that. Love mark, dire straits, season one I don't know, we did an episode on them too. Uh, shout out to mark too. Yeah, a lot of people um contributed to this album. It wasn't just, uh, the people that I mentioned. I'm sure we missed a few.
Speaker 4There's a group effort. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Terry britton, co-produced with rupert hind. Rupert hind did a lot of albums, I think you know. I mean, he produced so many different ones. Uh, aside from this one, I know that he did one for rush. I can't remember which one it was. I think it may have been hold your fire, but I think, like the, the uh, the creative Influences were vast and diverse. Yeah, yeah, that's a takeaway here.
Speaker 4Okay, the town in switzerland was Kush not, kush not.
Speaker 3Zurich, shout to kush, not if we're probably butchering it. We apologize.
Speaker 4Oh no, no, the little double Double dots over the you, that's an umlaut, is that's an? It's an, it's a double umlau. Uh, capsaic umlau, is it umlau umlau? Umlatterday called laude ladder to kaila.
Speaker 3Well, whatever it is, it's german and it's uh, I guess it's swiss too.
Speaker 4Yeah, she's. I find that interesting. She's like I'm out, mm-hmm. But uh, you know, they're probably a little more healthy and Zurich. You know, of course, well, how you can? She look going up those hills, I heard in their sheep or whatever. Yeah, it's a blue zone.
Speaker 3I think you know where people lived at like 100 or whatever. Sadly she didn't live that long. I wish she was around. It's sad. Yeah, she kind of went. She ghosted, I think, the last few years of her life. She was just sort of like I'm out, yeah, I'm out of spotlight, and she just like Pieced out on united states. I don't blame her necessarily. I mean I like it here. I'm not leaving, you know.
Speaker 2But oh, she was big, she was real big, but she's beyond thunderdome.
Speaker 3Exactly, she is beyond thunderdome. Um, having said that, you know what do you say? We get into the hit. So you have any last words before we start? Start listening to y'all. I think we just roll on rolling on the river.
Speaker 2That's where she'd be.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, her story is amazing, tina.
Speaker 2Turner, what's that?
Speaker 4She's amazing, her story is amazing.
Speaker 2Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said hit me again, ike, and put some stank on it?
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly, domestic abuse is messed up and you know she's shed that whole, you know part of her life and she's here a new put her foot down and we're all better off for it.
Speaker 3Exactly she really did. I mean think about where we've come from that time to now.
Speaker 4I'm sure in her next parallel life she is a queen. She's like. You know what do they say in Egypt Pharaoh. I hope something, and she's brave brave very brave, very brave.
Speaker 3All right well.
Speaker 4I do like this album.
Speaker 3I do too. It's multi platinum. Well, we're gonna start off first song. I might have been queen. Here we go, he ready.
Speaker 4I'm ready.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 4Very 80s, very 80s. It's a little totoey. Oh Wow, they just died. That's right, I know like it's weird it is. It's dystopian, like you said.
Speaker 1I remember the girl and the feel for no name. She had a love.
Speaker 3The river won't stop for me, no, no, not the river, no, but the river's metaphor. But still, we're gonna play. I Am Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, it's a. It's a metaphor for her life. Yeah, the river doesn't stop for me. Yeah, you know that's. This is all about her, her struggles and how she's gonna overcome that. She's strong. That's what this is.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 4Yeah, there's people that like say that Ancient child, you know they're in a past life they were this or that.
Speaker 3Uh-huh.
Speaker 4Wow.
Speaker 3I remember the girl in the fields with no name right she was in the fields.
Speaker 4No name she's nobody well, yeah, like wasn't Moses put away in a little thing and push down the river.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 4Shout out to the tea drinkers shout out to the King, ginko belowba Uh Ingestors for the memory.
Speaker 3Oh, I like that.
Speaker 4Green tea. It's good for the memory.
Speaker 3The ginko belowba I think was big in 1984 and shark cartilage.
Speaker 4Really, is that a fish oil?
Speaker 3I'm just naming stupid supplements now, yeah, I didn't know that was. That was actually.
Speaker 4You can take your fish supplements.
Speaker 2I'm by the river.
Speaker 3Shout out to Christina Applegate man down by the river.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Shout out to the barbershop raga.
Speaker 2Have a shop raga.
Speaker 3It is a good course though.
Speaker 4And Keep going forever, right? Yeah, I wish they broke into another like little Ripping guitar solo here, but they didn't.
Speaker 3Why not, I wonder, radio that Rupert Hine was kind of bad for that. He was just so damn it Rupert. He was anti, anti-guitar, solo gosh. Ah, but we're off to a good start there, that's. That was a non hit, right, wouldn't you say? I don't remember that.
Speaker 4No, that's a, that's a non hit. Please, we're gonna. Okay, here we oh here's the big one. Oh, this is very todo todo here. Get a little dog too.
Speaker 3Okay, well, it sounds like todo. This sounds like something. Todo would write that that's what you're saying sounds like africa.
Speaker 4right, it does yes, sort of that like glitchy guitar thing.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, this has terry britain right. All drum programming.
Speaker 3Yeah, terry britain, the writer of the song right.
Speaker 4Yeah, this has nick glennie smith. Shout out on keys, that part nice.
Speaker 3Is there any jazz food in this?
Speaker 4um Simon Morton on percussions. The list on this is insane. Yeah, with the amount of.
Speaker 3Guess, yeah.
Speaker 4yeah, there's a bunch of big names that contributed, I know you know studio musicians Jeff back, that's gary barnacle, it's not david sandsborn. I know you y'all getting uh, a little sweaty around the lower ankles, but no, it's not david sandsborn.
Speaker 3Sweaty below the ankles is that? Is that the phrase? Yeah, don't get your ankles in a sweat, folks.
Speaker 4This is uh, don't, don't get your panties in your ankles.
Speaker 3Yes, I'll just sit the next little place out champ Maybe.
Speaker 1The intimate times.
Speaker 4Being tired of holding this Stopped to do stop to do this.
Speaker 1Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Speaker 2I love layup. Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love layup? Met her in the bathroom of a kmart and we made it out for hours. Then we parted ways, never see each other again. I'm pretty sure that's not love, taking on a new direction. And I have to say oh that was beautiful Do.
Speaker 3I do, I get it.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2About my own protection Scares me to feel this way.
Speaker 4Gotta respect the condom Respect respect respect condom oh the other thing, love.
Speaker 2Yeah, what is that? Yeah, I was in love ones really. What was her name? I don't remember. That's not a good start, but but keep going.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I'm not sure what's love that, to do that, to do this raunchy as people expect Be broken.
Speaker 3Just kidding off the rails.
Speaker 4I'm not good. Get that shook. Uh, what is it? Throaty, throaty, get this throat shocker going. The chote Thracra. That's my dyslexia there. That's the chote Thracra.
Speaker 1Great song the intimate times.
Speaker 4That's for all right so Show some respect.
Speaker 3This is maybe this is a hit too, this I think this is kind of we could throw it in the nine hits, all right.
Speaker 4Hard to understand what's going on in someone else's mind. You know.
Speaker 3If I could read, that would be the one super power for me really that'd be too much, almost That'd be probably something you don't want.
Speaker 4Anti super yeah, exactly, anti super human power.
Speaker 3I can handle a tree.
Speaker 2R hey.
Speaker 1Respect.
Speaker 3Yeah, so I did. Popular around this time is Rodney danger field. Is I got no respect. It's like I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells. You know, that's sort of like a shit, it's like. I never smoke. I only smoked after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975, or my wife is up to two packs a day you know I like having sex before work.
Speaker 4My, my wife likes having sex when I'm at work. I don't get no respect To store my life. No respect, that'll get no respect at all. Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's big news around, saying his career kind of tracked with Tina Turner.
Speaker 4Oh, ronney, danger field opened up for Tina Turner. No, those two, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2It now.
Speaker 3Yeah, they didn't have much of a crossover audience. I don't know, maybe they do a little maybe yeah it's unrelated though, another correlating overlap.
Speaker 4I like the bounciness of this, I mean.
Speaker 1That's.
Speaker 4Gotta respect him, come here. Respect to Terry Britton, respect to Tina's vocals, respect to Graham Jarvis on the Oberheim DX on that one.
Speaker 3Yeah, mad respect for that. Oh, I gotta respect that.
Speaker 4And Billy Liesly on the Yamaha.
Speaker 3DX synthesizer. Respect, respect, respect, alright.
Speaker 2Seriously Very good.
Speaker 3Alright, I don't know, let's take it away.
Speaker 4Alright, here comes the brain. Make it brain.
Speaker 3So yeah, this one's called I Can't Stand the Rain.
Speaker 4Why the rain is awesome. Get some tea you know what?
Speaker 3I agree, Get some. Uh, for some reason she can't stand. I don't Against my window.
Speaker 4Oh, Bring it back to the beat. This has some like trip hop, like new wave shit going on here Against my window. Oh Cause I can't stand the rain. Yeah, I like it. Do, do, do, do, do. It's just Tami and Paula. What, what, hahaha.
Speaker 3This is a sleeper song. This is like starting to. This is starting to hit me right now. Yeah, I didn't the intimate dance, hahaha.
Speaker 1The intimate dance. The intimate dance. Look at the music. It's just the one sound that I just can't stand. I can't stand the rain Against my window.
Speaker 4Van down by the river.
Speaker 3Yeah, I could do without that part of it.
Speaker 4You don't like that part. I don't know.
Speaker 3Maybe it's, I guess. Maybe they needed something there.
Speaker 4They needed a little high end.
Speaker 3Yeah, they needed a high part, just to keep you honest, instead of her texture.
Speaker 4Maybe a little more cowbell.
Speaker 1Maybe a little more cowbell.
Speaker 3Is there cowbell?
Speaker 4in this. There's some more cowbell in this, I know there is. In the song right On the album.
Speaker 3Somewhere Is it Kiusnacht, because the Oomlau. I've gone back to the city that she was in. Oh yeah, it's that's.
Speaker 4Kiusnacht.
Speaker 3Kiusnacht, kiusnacht. It's like knocked is what night? I don't know, I could have used a little more cowbell. Is that what that's supposed to be?
Speaker 4I think it's a cowbell, like an intonated xylophone-esque cowbell, yeah, like a like a Coke battle synth.
Speaker 3That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4I'm sure there was some Coke bottle in the background for some of these.
Speaker 3Yeah, I meant Coke-a-Cole.
Speaker 4Yeah, but yeah they're probably doing drugs in there.
Speaker 2A little bit.
Speaker 1Haha.
Speaker 4I like that part. That's my favorite part. I'm putting this on my Rain Run playlist actually Right now. Good yeah, Shout out to the runners. Shout out to the runners. Well, it has like a sort of if there's some distortion on this, it would be like a Trent Resner meets David Bowie, meets Ghostbusters meets like yeah, like they remastered, like who you gonna call it? Does.
Speaker 3No, it's, yeah, it's a private dancer.
Speaker 4Are you going down?
Speaker 3Shout out to American Express. I don't know why, but I think I think, like later on Deutsche Marks or Dollars, american Express will do nicely. Thank you. Oh yeah, there's a bunch of face. It's kind of a sadness to this song. Music is beautiful.
Speaker 4Well, mark Knopfler songs have that sort of sort of downtrodden, sort of downtrodden mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Shout out to Mel Collins Poor Man's David Sanborn on sax. No, I shouldn't say that. That's what I meant, Cool man.
Speaker 4Mel Collins, he's. He plays flute too.
Speaker 3A floutis.
Speaker 4Flotus.
Speaker 3You don't think of them as you don't. No, all those dollar bills. And how you think of me, jeez, I never go to this place.
Speaker 2I would rather take a jar of pennies that's value was less than that of your bill. Look.
Speaker 4She wants a family.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean after the stripping. Yeah, Once a year is enough. She can. She can give it up, you know Go to college?
Speaker 4Is stripping pooling enough dough for that?
Speaker 3Well, that's like the, the, the standard excuse. Yeah, I'm just doing this, I'm in for college, do they?
Speaker 4get hardcore caked up. Do they strip out of a cake and get caked up?
Speaker 3Yeah, like in the 60s they did, I think I don't know. Now it's just, they just do a bunch of drugs and tell everybody they're going to college, when they really just Drug college. Studying chemistry, studying chemistry online at Strayer. So what music?
Speaker 4would you have your strip done to here?
Speaker 3Filter. Hey, man, nice shot that kind of thing.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Tell me about it. How do you even use a credit card at one of those places?
Speaker 4Very carefully.
Speaker 2You do nicely, thank you.
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly. You just swipe and hope you have a hundred credit cards right and throw them up in the air when something great happens. Hopefully you know it gives the promise of the stripper to get online in between sets and maybe order a couple things for the house, and then you know they can get a little ping and cancel their credit card.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4After she orders something.
Speaker 3you know it's not credit card fraud, unless the unless it's a stripper, okay, well, while I, while I process that, shout out to Tampa Florida, shout out to Mons Venus.
Speaker 1Take it easy, champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?
Speaker 4Oh sorry, I'll just take the camera for a while, okay.
Speaker 3We'll be right back, thank you.
Speaker 2Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 3All right, thank you for joining us. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 3Thank you. Yeah, I'm. This is going off the rails. I'll stop now.
Speaker 4Love that.
Speaker 3Is this jet back?
Speaker 2You see, if you're not familiar with Firearm, you got to jerk it out. No jerking out.
Speaker 4You got to swiftly, calmly, you know they frowned upon that in those places that's Don nods, that's not me. I know, but I got the entendre though.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Jerk it out.
Speaker 4And you're just like. Then you're like the bouncer comes over, all right, you're out of here.
Speaker 2Dude you got the best barrels ever, dude.
Speaker 1No, no, it's not all right, I'm out of cash. Hey, you did. I'm your prize of dancer Dancer for money. Crack it up, crack it up, crack it up, crack it up, crack myers out of cash. Big Pete, if we're going to be sitting, may I use my penis though? Yeah.
Speaker 3Big Pete. It's like Crack myers, what's his name, his pin?
Speaker 2Dancer for money.
Speaker 4Dude, I would. I would like a strip to some, like polka music. I think that would be good. Yeah, like something from Shiboy again. Yes, nothing says. Just you know, intimate dance like accordion.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, let's see what would it be the polka song we can do polka, polka, polka, aka Kiss Me Polka. Yeah, let's do some shout outs, some dance private dancers. Shout out to Jasmine. Shout out to Amber. Shout out to Deborah yeah, what are some good stripper names? Shout out to Logan, logan.
Speaker 4Logan's a good dog game.
Speaker 3Like any other millennial that.
Speaker 4I know.
Speaker 3Okay, I mean by Mark Knopfler.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 3That was shout out to Mark Knopfler.
Speaker 4No, no no, it's not all right, I'm out of cash. Hey, can you take bank cards?
Speaker 2Sure Can I get stamps too.
Speaker 3All right, okay, that's enough of the dance club humor there.
Speaker 1Big Pete, if we're going to be sitting, may I use my?
Speaker 2penis donut, yeah sure.
Speaker 3That's horrible.
Speaker 4That bitch out here.
Speaker 3Alright enough. Alright that's where we're past that, we got past it.
Speaker 4I should say Together Like a jar of panties to the face.
Speaker 3Now this is a song written by Al Green. We've heard this song before.
Speaker 2That bitch out here.
Speaker 4No, I do.
Speaker 3Shout out to the runners.
Speaker 4Get some barrels on those runs Shout out to the surfers out there. Ooh, little bongos for the Inamon times.
Speaker 1The Inamon times.
Speaker 3Shout out to Julian Diggle for Cushions.
Speaker 1Hello with you. Shout out to Billy.
Speaker 3Libsie Yamaha DX7.
Speaker 4Oh, that Yamaha DX7 is really vibrating, just what you need, what you need.
Speaker 3Supra hand.
Speaker 4You're like a used car baby. Bold acoustic guitar here.
Speaker 3I'd say, I think this is Hal Linde's, hal Linde's.
Speaker 2It's good.
Speaker 1Let me be the one you come running to.
Speaker 2We made out for hours.
Speaker 3Whoa.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's Billy, billy, libsie.
Speaker 3Oh, there's a tame and urban synthesizer.
Speaker 2Then we parted ways and never see each other again.
Speaker 3Well, this is probably what was playing in the bathroom of the Kmart, the background, but I'm pretty sure that's not love. I love it.
Speaker 4I really like the bongos in this it is.
Speaker 3This is a hit, but not for Tina, is it? Or did she get this kind of a single anywhere?
Speaker 4This is number six oh, what a vocal.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure that's not love. I love that.
Speaker 4She embraces the raspiness Sure Saxophone Background singers. We got it all here. Song six this is Gary Barnacle on the saxophone.
Speaker 3I thought it was Mel Collins.
Speaker 4He's on the previous one.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, this is Charless. I'm sorry, I'm a loaded place.
Speaker 4Sorry about that.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that this is the first song in sight too, the original Shot to Willie Mitchell, who also wrote this with Al Green and Al Jackson Jr.
Speaker 4Shout out to the meteorologists out there that's right Weather good or bad, got to respect the weather, respect, respect Now this one this is a hit.
Speaker 3This is better be good to me. Rupert Hine produced this one along with I Might have Been Queen Hot. I think this might be my favorite song.
Speaker 4Yeah, sorry, emotion.
Speaker 3This one's written by Holly Knight, mickey Chin, mike Chatton Two hands, because I don't have no use for what you loosely call the truth. You better be good to me. I like that. She's demanding.
Speaker 4Right, not. If you aren't good, I'm going to leave. Better be good, come on. Come on, be good to me.
Speaker 1I think it's all right and we don't need to fight. We stand face to face and we present your kings. Yes, I know you keep telling me that you love me and I really do want to leave, but did you think I'd just accept you and fly to plenty? Though she's all bad and the thing that plays?
Speaker 2you, but you better be good to me, because she decided to sign the message. That's how it's gotta be now.
Speaker 3That's right.
Speaker 1Because I don't have a time For your overloaded lies. Better be good to me. Yeah, you better be good.
Speaker 3She's thunder-dome. Good to me. Shout out to Congress.
Speaker 2Because she decided to send a message. Wake up sisters. Because she decided to send a message and I really don't see it.
Speaker 1I know how it's supposed to be Good to me and you know I don't understand.
Speaker 4What's your plan?
Speaker 1What's your plan? Good to me.
Speaker 4Yeah, like this kind of breakdown here Really.
Speaker 1What can't you think Good to me?
Speaker 3She's just got guts, man. She's told the whole world I've been in an abusive relationship and fuck you. Nobody has the guts to do that anymore. I mean, our politicians are just a big bunch of pussies. They can't do that. I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to get down my high horse.
Speaker 4They're not good to us.
Speaker 3They don't care about us. I've been at the mid-80s around this time. People didn't have any time for these bullies and they were standing up to them.
Speaker 4To store my life. No, respect you can ride me. It's just like hey, that's good to me. No, this is a good like yeah, rally call song for the masses to stand up and take over Congress.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're getting death threats and all that shit, and they're like people are gonna say, okay, fuck you, I don't care. The problem, though, is we're all in different feeds.
Speaker 4We all have a different perception of what's going on.
Speaker 3I'm just saying the mods, the mods needed, the adults need to put their foot down.
Speaker 4I agree. Anyway, I like your more energy more passion. Well, she's inspiring.
Speaker 3If she can do it, why can't we?
Speaker 4We are. Well, we will Tomorrow. We're all in our little rat race. Yes, we need to maybe to look to the upper echelons of societal power and put the kibosh on them, wherever you are, and be good to each other. You know, trade some chickens for some. You know pickle cucumbers, yeah, and Because we're beyond fucking it All. Right man down by the river.
Speaker 3All right, what is it? We're steel claw. This is a fast-paced song. I think this is where the drugs kicked in this is a good message.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Is written by Brady.
Speaker 3It's produced by a Carter.
Speaker 4Oh, you hit the gutter smack lips what is the steel claw?
Speaker 3See, even she's pissed off about the politicians.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4You push me off the Cisa. Oh, who is this kid?
Speaker 3Is this check back? You get that ripping guitar solo. I think the same record is yeah, as let's be stated yeah, yeah, he's, is it back? Yeah, I was back eight and nine Yep. Rest in peace, brother Shout, brownsville, tennessee.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 4Shout out to those homesteaders. Shoot me an email about canning.
Speaker 3How are your plans doing? Not well, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4Nothing, nothing is producing any food. You can't eat a coleus, folks. You can't, can't, can a coleus. All right, it's be a waste of vinegar.
Speaker 3Maybe it needs a like an extra dose of Paul Brady. There's a bunch of face. Now, this is help. This is the international edition that there's an extra track on theirs. This is like a remake of the Beatles. Help, and you know what? We're gonna skip it. Yeah, all right, we're going straight to the last song, 1984. If you remember the big beginning, I Mentioned this to be a concept album, the 1948, george Orwell wrote the book 1984 and he also wrote another book called Animal Farm and there are some references and some of the lyrics in here. Yeah, to that. In in the year that this was written, the theme of 1984 in dystopian society was prevalent, and that still is. I think it's more now actually. I mean, oh yes, in 1984 at least they were taking a stand like they were worried about totalitarianism, but they, so the people, were like Over the top freedom, you know, waving the flag now everybody's just like now.
Speaker 4I was just listening to podcasts eating Cheetos yeah, we're too tired.
Speaker 3Hey, I is taking over. I don't want to piss off the machines that are gonna Slave us in slave us.
Discussion of Tina Turner's Songs
Speaker 4So I'm just gonna submit. Even Billy Livesley has been taken over by the Yamaha DX 7 Sensor. He is imprisoned by this thing. It's sad, it's very sad. Oh, oh, key change, key change. There's a chance, folks, this is written by Bowie.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah. Well, bowie had a song 1984. I think this is sort of like a like a spin-off of that or a sort of a Like a recreation of his 1984 song.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Yes, you wear the savage jaw, that's it. I think some nod to that. Look, winston Smith, oh yeah the protagonist from 1984.
Speaker 4Good reference Winston.
Speaker 3Double speak. Double speak is sort of a metaphor for the like Disinformation well you know that's a big theme in dystopian societies is isn't the, aren't the fact checkers now just the Ministry of Truth in the book? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, those are the parallels.
Speaker 4Yeah, don't believe the fact checkers folks do your own research.
Speaker 3Who knows, maybe, maybe her death or her passing is a is a strange metaphor for the overlords taking over, because she's sort of like a. She's a symbol for Standing up to, to the man yeah, you know her overlord, who was, just, who was.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 4That's how you get out of it, exactly get on your board and smack the lip.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, in today, in 2023, you get on your board, smack the lip. The lip is the represents. You know AI are you know our overlords? Whoop, yeah, exactly, you're in. That'll do it.
Speaker 4You're in a little fight with you, just boom, hit the power cord boba. Ah and that's, that's the surfer dude, and that is the album as well.
Speaker 3Yeah, and whoever is still listening, god bless you because, wow, you know we gotta win off the rails there. Ah, so it's time for the top three. Are you all right paired? I mean, I gotta gotta think this through. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going Give me your three he's show some respect. That's that's, that's not it it kind of was okay, I mean, if you yeah, if you want to make it alright.
Speaker 4I can't stand the rain. That that's not a hit right, it isn't Alright, I'm going. I can't stand the ran rain. Number three it just needed a little more cowbell, a little more distortion, a little more resner things going on. But it was good. It was good.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 3I'm gonna go with my number three is gonna be 1984, that last one we heard. Okay nice, because it's a deep track. It's the very last one it probably gets no plate yeah and it's.
Speaker 3It's weird, but it's a, it's a remake of Bowie, and and it has this substance to it that is very atypical of Tina Turner and I commend her for, you know, like going and thinking outside of the box, yeah, and being open to doing something that is so unlike what she had done before. For that reason, I give it props, and that's my number three, oh hell.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, fuck the fact checkers. I'm going 1984 as well for you, number two.
Speaker 3Yeah let's go Alright. Yeah, good for you facts, what's what is?
Speaker 4David Bern say facts are simple. Facts are straight. Facts are lazy, facts are late facts. I'll come from points of view. Facts don't do what. I want them to, david. Bern said that facts just stress the truth around. Facts are nothing in the face of men, something like that, wow. So yeah, that's my, that's my two. What's your number? Wait?
Speaker 3Oh, I'm on my, okay, so that was your two.
Speaker 4I'm telling you, do my two.
Speaker 3What's your two? My two is I can't stand the rain. I thought it Again. For the same reasons. I picked 1984. It's sort of an artsy kind of a Song. It had that cool little yeah Cowbell thing, or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4I don't even know it the yamaha DX.
Speaker 3Some synthiness had a synthy thing to it, so that's my number two.
Speaker 4All right, nice, my number one. I'm gonna say you know, tina Turner is our generation's Cleopatra and she might have been queen Mm-hmm, it's, it's a brave number one, yeah.
Speaker 2I know what you're thinking that it's brave.
Speaker 4It's, is it brave, brave yeah well, it's just accurate.
Speaker 3It's a great song, yeah it's no one. It should have been a hit and it was and it's my number one, yeah. Catchy as hell, it is it is catchy and I love it. I do too. So, yeah, we're putting a bow on that.
Speaker 4I think, a lot of emotions. Yeah, let's wrap them up. Yeah, talk them away. Mm-hmm, put them in our sock drawer, mm-hmm, until next week.
Speaker 3Yeah, in the meantime, everybody shows some respect to your loved ones, to your fellow man, and let's make this world a better place. And let's turn things around. We need turn things around, let's turn, let's turn this world around. Let's, let's do it, let's do it, we're gonna, it's gonna be Thanksgiving. You know, when we were recording this, you know you got your drunk uncle who's you know. Listen to the drunk uncle.
Speaker 1Yeah, just listen to him.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's on a different newsfeed, just listen, yeah, come together.
Speaker 4Don't, don't oust him.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, because you know his Idiocy is rooted in different information and, yeah, it may be even more information. So you've got to just sort of Go with it and and respect it. So just hit the lip and respect.
Speaker 4All right, respect, tina, all right. Good night folks, whoo.