The Greatest Non Hits

Tina Turner: Private Dancer

October 23, 2023 Chris & Tim Season 2 Episode 34
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
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The Greatest Non Hits
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
Oct 23, 2023 Season 2 Episode 34
Chris & Tim

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Get ready to rock and roll as we honor the musical brilliance and resilience of Tina Turner, the Queen of Rock and Roll. Journey with us through Tina's life, from her roots in Nutbush, Tennessee, to her reign as a music superstar, all while indulging in her empowering fifth studio album, Private Dancer. With captivating discussions on her greatest hits such as "What's Love Got to Do With It" and "Better Be Good To Me," we guarantee you'll have a renewed appreciation for this legend. 

Curious to know the stories behind the making of some of Tina's iconic songs? We've got some hilarious tales ready to tickle your funny bone. We'll be discussing the unique instruments, the legendary artists behind them, and the distinct sounds they bring to life. Not only this, but we'll also be ranking our top three non-hits from Private Dancer. Prepare for a deep dive into the creative process of Turner, a musical genius who defied the odds.

As we pay tribute to Tina Turner and her classic album, we'll also explore the powerful emotions and messages in her music, which continue to impact generations. We'll discuss Turner's brave journey in overcoming domestic abuse and her metaphorical story of resilience and strength, inspiring us to respect each other and effect change in the world. So, let's come together, relive the magic of Turner's music, and embrace the lessons her story imparts.

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Text us, and Rock on!

Get ready to rock and roll as we honor the musical brilliance and resilience of Tina Turner, the Queen of Rock and Roll. Journey with us through Tina's life, from her roots in Nutbush, Tennessee, to her reign as a music superstar, all while indulging in her empowering fifth studio album, Private Dancer. With captivating discussions on her greatest hits such as "What's Love Got to Do With It" and "Better Be Good To Me," we guarantee you'll have a renewed appreciation for this legend. 

Curious to know the stories behind the making of some of Tina's iconic songs? We've got some hilarious tales ready to tickle your funny bone. We'll be discussing the unique instruments, the legendary artists behind them, and the distinct sounds they bring to life. Not only this, but we'll also be ranking our top three non-hits from Private Dancer. Prepare for a deep dive into the creative process of Turner, a musical genius who defied the odds.

As we pay tribute to Tina Turner and her classic album, we'll also explore the powerful emotions and messages in her music, which continue to impact generations. We'll discuss Turner's brave journey in overcoming domestic abuse and her metaphorical story of resilience and strength, inspiring us to respect each other and effect change in the world. So, let's come together, relive the magic of Turner's music, and embrace the lessons her story imparts.

Support the Show.

Speaker 1:

When a lot is made of your energy and sexuality, and always somehow in parenthesis because of the age pushing 60, it just doesn't seem. Age makes a difference with you, does it? But you know, actually, if we're being doing girl talk here these days, it doesn't with anyone, it's not just me. There are a lot of women out there that's nearly 60 years old, that it's like time has given us time. It's something like that, you know. I mean, I'm not complaining at all, I'm I'm happy about it.

Speaker 2:

Where's my camera?

Speaker 1:

this, but it really is. Time has given women and and men time. We're getting older and we're looking great has a lot to do with fashion and the fact that people do care about themselves now with Exercise and diet, but I read.

Speaker 3:

All right, thank you for listening to the greatest nine hits. I'm Chris, and playing the first song from Tina Turner's private dancer album I might have been queen is my co-host, him. So Thank you for listening. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a special episode about Honoring the queen of rock and roll, as she's referred to, born Anna May Bullock, november 26, 1939 in Brownsville, tennessee. Sadly, she passed away earlier this year, on May 24th.

Speaker 3:

Today we are going to be listening to the greatest nine hits of the album private dancer by Tina Turner, and it's a. It's a special one because what can you say? An amazing, amazing talent, an incredible, a record-setting Album. Studio the fifth studio album by Tina Turner. It's a. It's really the follow-up to her, her career with her former husband, ike Turner. Ike and Tina we all know the backstory, the, the horrors of her abuse and the strength that she summoned To get past that and Keep on rolling down the river. And so this is the fifth, your fifth, studio album that she recorded is their first solo.

Speaker 3:

1984 was the year, as I mentioned earlier, she began recording in 1976 with Ike. That commenced in 1980, followed by messy divorce, blah, blah, blah. But she just said screw it, I'm Odd here, I don't care, you can take all the royalties, you can take everything. And from that she was reborn and she Just killed it. So that's what we're gonna be listening to today. We're gonna be doing some shout outs, we've got some funny clips what else can I say? It's just, it's an honor to be just to discuss this album with you today.

Speaker 3:

Like I said, she was born anime Bullock, the daughter of Floyd and Richard Bullock, and his wife, zelma Priscilla. They lived in a nearby rural, unincorporated community of nut bush, tennessee, where her father worked as an overseer of sharecroppers at point extra farm on highway 180. She later recalled picking cotton with her family at an early age. Again born in 1939, think of the think of the journey of Going from that to being the Queen of Rock and Roll and having just a legacy that will live forever Incredible talent, incredible strength, incredible human being. I think Jim Carrey summed it up. I mean, like I said, jim Carrey summed it up nicely.

Speaker 2:

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she rolled over and said hit me again, ike, and put some stank on it, roll it on the river. That's where she'd be, because she decided to send a message wake up, sisters. There's no Such thing as a weaker sex.

Speaker 3:

Exactly so, yeah, so what can you say? She's awesome, sexy. She shows her sexy side in this album. I think that's really what grabbed people's attention and I think that that's what was the. The main Driver is that she had the strength and she could. She felt empowered to live her best life and To be alive at age 44, rebuilding her career, rebuilding her brand, and she was a trailblazer. Back back at that time, you know, youth was king. Every. Everything was you got to be young, you've got to be this, you got to be that, and she defied all of that just from her own determination, from her strength, you know. So kudos to her, kudos to capital records for Signing her, kudos to Terry Britton, the other producers, rupert Heinz, the other writers. John Carter was really. He was. I think he was the main driver Convincing capital records to sign her to a record deal. They were opposed to it initially. He convinced them it was the right thing and it definitely was. So I mean, the rest is history.

Speaker 3:

There's a bunch of non hits on this album, but there's a bunch of hits to. There's what's love got to do with it, her only number one song in her career. That's on this album. There is private dancer better be good to me. We've all heard those songs a million times. There's a couple of good non hits in here. I might have been queen, I think is it is is up there for both Tim and I. But, like all of our albums, what we're gonna do today is listen to all the songs, rank the top three non hits at the end, and I will each give our top three at the very end, but along the way, you know, we're gonna have some fun with it. We've banked some funny clips. We're gonna play those while we listen to the album.

Speaker 3:

Give our thoughts. My thought here's I don't know how far off I am, but I Think that on the surface this seems like a pop album and and something mainstream. When you but when you look at I mean when you, when you take in her background just before this album came out, and you you look at some of the songs that we're gonna listen to you there's a song called 1984 In the international version. There's the Beatles helps song that's in in here. There's sort of a dystopian vibe to it and it's sort of it's almost a concept album.

Speaker 3:

I think that there's it's deeper than what we think it is, or at least you can listen to it from beginning to end, sort of like a concept record.

Speaker 3:

I mean, it's not, you know, it's not Pink Floyd, okay, but I think it has a lot of symbolism and it's it's, it's. It gets deeper into you the human spirit and the, the spirit of a survivor. I mean, we all have our own journey. I mean, think about her being the daughter of a one of a manager of a sharecropper, but nonetheless coming from very, very humble beginnings and achieving A worldwide fame, wealth, success. She passed away as a, a citizen of Switzerland, in town, the town in Switzerland that she lived in I'll I'll mention it later on, I don't, I don't have it right up right in front of me, but nevertheless, Think about that journey of humble beginnings in Tennessee, you know, dying with immense fame, wealth, respect, dignity, all all those things. I just we can't say enough regarding that aspect of her life and we should definitely Show respect and praise for all those things. And Tim is doing a pretty good job, I should say.

Speaker 2:

I'm listening to.

Speaker 3:

When I think back at our first episode, I think this is episode 87.

Speaker 3:

Now we're getting up into almost 100 episodes. I don't even think he could barely play In the first. I think the steely dan in the so Royal scam. I don't even think he played an intro to that and now he's just rocking it. So I'll be quiet, let it play a little bit. Let him pack up and join us in a second. That was awesome, man. You are getting better, better, better. I swear to god, every week I'm loving it, man. Thank you, thank you, it's gonna get his uh.

Speaker 4:

No, on a grass. Please get a gig.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

No, on a grass please.

Speaker 3:

Like, yeah, like I've mentioned in the past he lives across the street comes over. I think we talk, maybe once a week. I have something like that this is, this is, this is our uh, this is our little cubby hole.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm from my porch.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, what are you doing? What album are we doing next week? Oh, I'm a tina turner, all right, how's?

Speaker 4:

it going man, it's going well, it's going well.

Speaker 3:

What? What do you think about the album?

Speaker 4:

Oh, she's a queen, she's a babe, she's a robo babe. Um, she's like, uh, she's got the, the hair, she's got the look, the gray scale. She's just played out on the cover just like a lioness vixen. More energy, more passion. Tina turner, here it is.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, man, but I couldn't have said it better.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she's a tour de force. Um, you know what is her to?

Speaker 3:

say you know, it doesn't matter what we say.

Speaker 4:

A lot of wedding parties. You know just like wedding season. You know Tina's on the playlist every time. What's love got to do with? It Better be good to me, better be good to me.

Speaker 3:

I'm your private dancer well. Yeah, it's my money. I think mark mark noffley wrote that to me. Yeah, something like that. Love mark, dire straits, season one I don't know, we did an episode on them too. Uh, shout out to mark too. Yeah, a lot of people um contributed to this album. It wasn't just, uh, the people that I mentioned. I'm sure we missed a few.

Speaker 4:

There's a group effort. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Terry britton, co-produced with rupert hind. Rupert hind did a lot of albums, I think you know. I mean, he produced so many different ones. Uh, aside from this one, I know that he did one for rush. I can't remember which one it was. I think it may have been hold your fire, but I think, like the, the uh, the creative Influences were vast and diverse. Yeah, yeah, that's a takeaway here.

Speaker 4:

Okay, the town in switzerland was Kush not, kush not.

Speaker 3:

Zurich, shout to kush, not if we're probably butchering it. We apologize.

Speaker 4:

Oh no, no, the little double Double dots over the you, that's an umlaut, is that's an? It's an, it's a double umlau. Uh, capsaic umlau, is it umlau umlau? Umlatterday called laude ladder to kaila.

Speaker 3:

Well, whatever it is, it's german and it's uh, I guess it's swiss too.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she's. I find that interesting. She's like I'm out, mm-hmm. But uh, you know, they're probably a little more healthy and Zurich. You know, of course, well, how you can? She look going up those hills, I heard in their sheep or whatever. Yeah, it's a blue zone.

Speaker 3:

I think you know where people lived at like 100 or whatever. Sadly she didn't live that long. I wish she was around. It's sad. Yeah, she kind of went. She ghosted, I think, the last few years of her life. She was just sort of like I'm out, yeah, I'm out of spotlight, and she just like Pieced out on united states. I don't blame her necessarily. I mean I like it here. I'm not leaving, you know.

Speaker 2:

But oh, she was big, she was real big, but she's beyond thunderdome.

Speaker 3:

Exactly, she is beyond thunderdome. Um, having said that, you know what do you say? We get into the hit. So you have any last words before we start? Start listening to y'all. I think we just roll on rolling on the river.

Speaker 2:

That's where she'd be.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, no, her story is amazing, tina.

Speaker 2:

Turner, what's that?

Speaker 4:

She's amazing, her story is amazing.

Speaker 2:

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said hit me again, ike, and put some stank on it?

Speaker 4:

Yeah, exactly, domestic abuse is messed up and you know she's shed that whole, you know part of her life and she's here a new put her foot down and we're all better off for it.

Speaker 3:

Exactly she really did. I mean think about where we've come from that time to now.

Speaker 4:

I'm sure in her next parallel life she is a queen. She's like. You know what do they say in Egypt Pharaoh. I hope something, and she's brave brave very brave, very brave.

Speaker 3:

All right well.

Speaker 4:

I do like this album.

Speaker 3:

I do too. It's multi platinum. Well, we're gonna start off first song. I might have been queen. Here we go, he ready.

Speaker 4:

I'm ready.

Speaker 3:

All right.

Speaker 4:

Very 80s, very 80s. It's a little totoey. Oh Wow, they just died. That's right, I know like it's weird it is. It's dystopian, like you said.

Speaker 1:

I remember the girl and the feel for no name. She had a love.

Speaker 3:

The river won't stop for me, no, no, not the river, no, but the river's metaphor. But still, we're gonna play. I Am Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, it's a. It's a metaphor for her life. Yeah, the river doesn't stop for me. Yeah, you know that's. This is all about her, her struggles and how she's gonna overcome that. She's strong. That's what this is.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, there's people that like say that Ancient child, you know they're in a past life they were this or that.

Speaker 3:

Uh-huh.

Speaker 4:

Wow.

Speaker 3:

I remember the girl in the fields with no name right she was in the fields.

Speaker 4:

No name she's nobody well, yeah, like wasn't Moses put away in a little thing and push down the river.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 4:

Shout out to the tea drinkers shout out to the King, ginko belowba Uh Ingestors for the memory.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I like that.

Speaker 4:

Green tea. It's good for the memory.

Speaker 3:

The ginko belowba I think was big in 1984 and shark cartilage.

Speaker 4:

Really, is that a fish oil?

Speaker 3:

I'm just naming stupid supplements now, yeah, I didn't know that was. That was actually.

Speaker 4:

You can take your fish supplements.

Speaker 2:

I'm by the river.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to Christina Applegate man down by the river.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to the barbershop raga.

Speaker 2:

Have a shop raga.

Speaker 3:

It is a good course though.

Speaker 4:

And Keep going forever, right? Yeah, I wish they broke into another like little Ripping guitar solo here, but they didn't.

Speaker 3:

Why not, I wonder, radio that Rupert Hine was kind of bad for that. He was just so damn it Rupert. He was anti, anti-guitar, solo gosh. Ah, but we're off to a good start there, that's. That was a non hit, right, wouldn't you say? I don't remember that.

Speaker 4:

No, that's a, that's a non hit. Please, we're gonna. Okay, here we oh here's the big one. Oh, this is very todo todo here. Get a little dog too.

Speaker 3:

Okay, well, it sounds like todo. This sounds like something. Todo would write that that's what you're saying sounds like africa.

Speaker 4:

right, it does yes, sort of that like glitchy guitar thing.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, this has terry britain right. All drum programming.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, terry britain, the writer of the song right.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, this has nick glennie smith. Shout out on keys, that part nice.

Speaker 3:

Is there any jazz food in this?

Speaker 4:

um Simon Morton on percussions. The list on this is insane. Yeah, with the amount of.

Speaker 3:

Guess, yeah.

Speaker 4:

yeah, there's a bunch of big names that contributed, I know you know studio musicians Jeff back, that's gary barnacle, it's not david sandsborn. I know you y'all getting uh, a little sweaty around the lower ankles, but no, it's not david sandsborn.

Speaker 3:

Sweaty below the ankles is that? Is that the phrase? Yeah, don't get your ankles in a sweat, folks.

Speaker 4:

This is uh, don't, don't get your panties in your ankles.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I'll just sit the next little place out champ Maybe.

Speaker 1:

The intimate times.

Speaker 4:

Being tired of holding this Stopped to do stop to do this.

Speaker 1:

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Speaker 2:

I love layup. Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love layup? Met her in the bathroom of a kmart and we made it out for hours. Then we parted ways, never see each other again. I'm pretty sure that's not love, taking on a new direction. And I have to say oh that was beautiful Do.

Speaker 3:

I do, I get it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

About my own protection Scares me to feel this way.

Speaker 4:

Gotta respect the condom Respect respect respect condom oh the other thing, love.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what is that? Yeah, I was in love ones really. What was her name? I don't remember. That's not a good start, but but keep going.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I'm not sure what's love that, to do that, to do this raunchy as people expect Be broken.

Speaker 3:

Just kidding off the rails.

Speaker 4:

I'm not good. Get that shook. Uh, what is it? Throaty, throaty, get this throat shocker going. The chote Thracra. That's my dyslexia there. That's the chote Thracra.

Speaker 1:

Great song the intimate times.

Speaker 4:

That's for all right so Show some respect.

Speaker 3:

This is maybe this is a hit too, this I think this is kind of we could throw it in the nine hits, all right.

Speaker 4:

Hard to understand what's going on in someone else's mind. You know.

Speaker 3:

If I could read, that would be the one super power for me really that'd be too much, almost That'd be probably something you don't want.

Speaker 4:

Anti super yeah, exactly, anti super human power.

Speaker 3:

I can handle a tree.

Speaker 2:

R hey.

Speaker 1:

Respect.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so I did. Popular around this time is Rodney danger field. Is I got no respect. It's like I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells. You know, that's sort of like a shit, it's like. I never smoke. I only smoked after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975, or my wife is up to two packs a day you know I like having sex before work.

Speaker 4:

My, my wife likes having sex when I'm at work. I don't get no respect To store my life. No respect, that'll get no respect at all. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he's big news around, saying his career kind of tracked with Tina Turner.

Speaker 4:

Oh, ronney, danger field opened up for Tina Turner. No, those two, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2:

It now.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they didn't have much of a crossover audience. I don't know, maybe they do a little maybe yeah it's unrelated though, another correlating overlap.

Speaker 4:

I like the bounciness of this, I mean.

Speaker 1:

That's.

Speaker 4:

Gotta respect him, come here. Respect to Terry Britton, respect to Tina's vocals, respect to Graham Jarvis on the Oberheim DX on that one.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, mad respect for that. Oh, I gotta respect that.

Speaker 4:

And Billy Liesly on the Yamaha.

Speaker 3:

DX synthesizer. Respect, respect, respect, alright.

Speaker 2:

Seriously Very good.

Speaker 3:

Alright, I don't know, let's take it away.

Speaker 4:

Alright, here comes the brain. Make it brain.

Speaker 3:

So yeah, this one's called I Can't Stand the Rain.

Speaker 4:

Why the rain is awesome. Get some tea you know what?

Speaker 3:

I agree, Get some. Uh, for some reason she can't stand. I don't Against my window.

Speaker 4:

Oh, Bring it back to the beat. This has some like trip hop, like new wave shit going on here Against my window. Oh Cause I can't stand the rain. Yeah, I like it. Do, do, do, do, do. It's just Tami and Paula. What, what, hahaha.

Speaker 3:

This is a sleeper song. This is like starting to. This is starting to hit me right now. Yeah, I didn't the intimate dance, hahaha.

Speaker 1:

The intimate dance. The intimate dance. Look at the music. It's just the one sound that I just can't stand. I can't stand the rain Against my window.

Speaker 4:

Van down by the river.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I could do without that part of it.

Speaker 4:

You don't like that part. I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Maybe it's, I guess. Maybe they needed something there.

Speaker 4:

They needed a little high end.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they needed a high part, just to keep you honest, instead of her texture.

Speaker 4:

Maybe a little more cowbell.

Speaker 1:

Maybe a little more cowbell.

Speaker 3:

Is there cowbell?

Speaker 4:

in this. There's some more cowbell in this, I know there is. In the song right On the album.

Speaker 3:

Somewhere Is it Kiusnacht, because the Oomlau. I've gone back to the city that she was in. Oh yeah, it's that's.

Speaker 4:

Kiusnacht.

Speaker 3:

Kiusnacht, kiusnacht. It's like knocked is what night? I don't know, I could have used a little more cowbell. Is that what that's supposed to be?

Speaker 4:

I think it's a cowbell, like an intonated xylophone-esque cowbell, yeah, like a like a Coke battle synth.

Speaker 3:

That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 4:

I'm sure there was some Coke bottle in the background for some of these.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I meant Coke-a-Cole.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, but yeah they're probably doing drugs in there.

Speaker 2:

A little bit.

Speaker 1:

Haha.

Speaker 4:

I like that part. That's my favorite part. I'm putting this on my Rain Run playlist actually Right now. Good yeah, Shout out to the runners. Shout out to the runners. Well, it has like a sort of if there's some distortion on this, it would be like a Trent Resner meets David Bowie, meets Ghostbusters meets like yeah, like they remastered, like who you gonna call it? Does.

Speaker 3:

No, it's, yeah, it's a private dancer.

Speaker 4:

Are you going down?

Speaker 3:

Shout out to American Express. I don't know why, but I think I think, like later on Deutsche Marks or Dollars, american Express will do nicely. Thank you. Oh yeah, there's a bunch of face. It's kind of a sadness to this song. Music is beautiful.

Speaker 4:

Well, mark Knopfler songs have that sort of sort of downtrodden, sort of downtrodden mm-hmm.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to Mel Collins Poor Man's David Sanborn on sax. No, I shouldn't say that. That's what I meant, Cool man.

Speaker 4:

Mel Collins, he's. He plays flute too.

Speaker 3:

A floutis.

Speaker 4:

Flotus.

Speaker 3:

You don't think of them as you don't. No, all those dollar bills. And how you think of me, jeez, I never go to this place.

Speaker 2:

I would rather take a jar of pennies that's value was less than that of your bill. Look.

Speaker 4:

She wants a family.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I mean after the stripping. Yeah, Once a year is enough. She can. She can give it up, you know Go to college?

Speaker 4:

Is stripping pooling enough dough for that?

Speaker 3:

Well, that's like the, the, the standard excuse. Yeah, I'm just doing this, I'm in for college, do they?

Speaker 4:

get hardcore caked up. Do they strip out of a cake and get caked up?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like in the 60s they did, I think I don't know. Now it's just, they just do a bunch of drugs and tell everybody they're going to college, when they really just Drug college. Studying chemistry, studying chemistry online at Strayer. So what music?

Speaker 4:

would you have your strip done to here?

Speaker 3:

Filter. Hey, man, nice shot that kind of thing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Tell me about it. How do you even use a credit card at one of those places?

Speaker 4:

Very carefully.

Speaker 2:

You do nicely, thank you.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, exactly. You just swipe and hope you have a hundred credit cards right and throw them up in the air when something great happens. Hopefully you know it gives the promise of the stripper to get online in between sets and maybe order a couple things for the house, and then you know they can get a little ping and cancel their credit card.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 4:

After she orders something.

Speaker 3:

you know it's not credit card fraud, unless the unless it's a stripper, okay, well, while I, while I process that, shout out to Tampa Florida, shout out to Mons Venus.

Speaker 1:

Take it easy, champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?

Speaker 4:

Oh sorry, I'll just take the camera for a while, okay.

Speaker 3:

We'll be right back, thank you.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 3:

All right, thank you for joining us. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2:

Thank you.

Speaker 3:

Thank you. Yeah, I'm. This is going off the rails. I'll stop now.

Speaker 4:

Love that.

Speaker 3:

Is this jet back?

Speaker 2:

You see, if you're not familiar with Firearm, you got to jerk it out. No jerking out.

Speaker 4:

You got to swiftly, calmly, you know they frowned upon that in those places that's Don nods, that's not me. I know, but I got the entendre though.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Jerk it out.

Speaker 4:

And you're just like. Then you're like the bouncer comes over, all right, you're out of here.

Speaker 2:

Dude you got the best barrels ever, dude.

Speaker 1:

No, no, it's not all right, I'm out of cash. Hey, you did. I'm your prize of dancer Dancer for money. Crack it up, crack it up, crack it up, crack it up, crack myers out of cash. Big Pete, if we're going to be sitting, may I use my penis though? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Big Pete. It's like Crack myers, what's his name, his pin?

Speaker 2:

Dancer for money.

Speaker 4:

Dude, I would. I would like a strip to some, like polka music. I think that would be good. Yeah, like something from Shiboy again. Yes, nothing says. Just you know, intimate dance like accordion.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I mean, let's see what would it be the polka song we can do polka, polka, polka, aka Kiss Me Polka. Yeah, let's do some shout outs, some dance private dancers. Shout out to Jasmine. Shout out to Amber. Shout out to Deborah yeah, what are some good stripper names? Shout out to Logan, logan.

Speaker 4:

Logan's a good dog game.

Speaker 3:

Like any other millennial that.

Speaker 4:

I know.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I mean by Mark Knopfler.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 3:

That was shout out to Mark Knopfler.

Speaker 4:

No, no no, it's not all right, I'm out of cash. Hey, can you take bank cards?

Speaker 2:

Sure Can I get stamps too.

Speaker 3:

All right, okay, that's enough of the dance club humor there.

Speaker 1:

Big Pete, if we're going to be sitting, may I use my?

Speaker 2:

penis donut, yeah sure.

Speaker 3:

That's horrible.

Speaker 4:

That bitch out here.

Speaker 3:

Alright enough. Alright that's where we're past that, we got past it.

Speaker 4:

I should say Together Like a jar of panties to the face.

Speaker 3:

Now this is a song written by Al Green. We've heard this song before.

Speaker 2:

That bitch out here.

Speaker 4:

No, I do.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to the runners.

Speaker 4:

Get some barrels on those runs Shout out to the surfers out there. Ooh, little bongos for the Inamon times.

Speaker 1:

The Inamon times.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to Julian Diggle for Cushions.

Speaker 1:

Hello with you. Shout out to Billy.

Speaker 3:

Libsie Yamaha DX7.

Speaker 4:

Oh, that Yamaha DX7 is really vibrating, just what you need, what you need.

Speaker 3:

Supra hand.

Speaker 4:

You're like a used car baby. Bold acoustic guitar here.

Speaker 3:

I'd say, I think this is Hal Linde's, hal Linde's.

Speaker 2:

It's good.

Speaker 1:

Let me be the one you come running to.

Speaker 2:

We made out for hours.

Speaker 3:

Whoa.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's Billy, billy, libsie.

Speaker 3:

Oh, there's a tame and urban synthesizer.

Speaker 2:

Then we parted ways and never see each other again.

Speaker 3:

Well, this is probably what was playing in the bathroom of the Kmart, the background, but I'm pretty sure that's not love. I love it.

Speaker 4:

I really like the bongos in this it is.

Speaker 3:

This is a hit, but not for Tina, is it? Or did she get this kind of a single anywhere?

Speaker 4:

This is number six oh, what a vocal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm pretty sure that's not love. I love that.

Speaker 4:

She embraces the raspiness Sure Saxophone Background singers. We got it all here. Song six this is Gary Barnacle on the saxophone.

Speaker 3:

I thought it was Mel Collins.

Speaker 4:

He's on the previous one.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, this is Charless. I'm sorry, I'm a loaded place.

Speaker 4:

Sorry about that.

Speaker 3:

I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that this is the first song in sight too, the original Shot to Willie Mitchell, who also wrote this with Al Green and Al Jackson Jr.

Speaker 4:

Shout out to the meteorologists out there that's right Weather good or bad, got to respect the weather, respect, respect Now this one this is a hit.

Speaker 3:

This is better be good to me. Rupert Hine produced this one along with I Might have Been Queen Hot. I think this might be my favorite song.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, sorry, emotion.

Speaker 3:

This one's written by Holly Knight, mickey Chin, mike Chatton Two hands, because I don't have no use for what you loosely call the truth. You better be good to me. I like that. She's demanding.

Speaker 4:

Right, not. If you aren't good, I'm going to leave. Better be good, come on. Come on, be good to me.

Speaker 1:

I think it's all right and we don't need to fight. We stand face to face and we present your kings. Yes, I know you keep telling me that you love me and I really do want to leave, but did you think I'd just accept you and fly to plenty? Though she's all bad and the thing that plays?

Speaker 2:

you, but you better be good to me, because she decided to sign the message. That's how it's gotta be now.

Speaker 3:

That's right.

Speaker 1:

Because I don't have a time For your overloaded lies. Better be good to me. Yeah, you better be good.

Speaker 3:

She's thunder-dome. Good to me. Shout out to Congress.

Speaker 2:

Because she decided to send a message. Wake up sisters. Because she decided to send a message and I really don't see it.

Speaker 1:

I know how it's supposed to be Good to me and you know I don't understand.

Speaker 4:

What's your plan?

Speaker 1:

What's your plan? Good to me.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, like this kind of breakdown here Really.

Speaker 1:

What can't you think Good to me?

Speaker 3:

She's just got guts, man. She's told the whole world I've been in an abusive relationship and fuck you. Nobody has the guts to do that anymore. I mean, our politicians are just a big bunch of pussies. They can't do that. I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to get down my high horse.

Speaker 4:

They're not good to us.

Speaker 3:

They don't care about us. I've been at the mid-80s around this time. People didn't have any time for these bullies and they were standing up to them.

Speaker 4:

To store my life. No, respect you can ride me. It's just like hey, that's good to me. No, this is a good like yeah, rally call song for the masses to stand up and take over Congress.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they're getting death threats and all that shit, and they're like people are gonna say, okay, fuck you, I don't care. The problem, though, is we're all in different feeds.

Speaker 4:

We all have a different perception of what's going on.

Speaker 3:

I'm just saying the mods, the mods needed, the adults need to put their foot down.

Speaker 4:

I agree. Anyway, I like your more energy more passion. Well, she's inspiring.

Speaker 3:

If she can do it, why can't we?

Speaker 4:

We are. Well, we will Tomorrow. We're all in our little rat race. Yes, we need to maybe to look to the upper echelons of societal power and put the kibosh on them, wherever you are, and be good to each other. You know, trade some chickens for some. You know pickle cucumbers, yeah, and Because we're beyond fucking it All. Right man down by the river.

Speaker 3:

All right, what is it? We're steel claw. This is a fast-paced song. I think this is where the drugs kicked in this is a good message.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Is written by Brady.

Speaker 3:

It's produced by a Carter.

Speaker 4:

Oh, you hit the gutter smack lips what is the steel claw?

Speaker 3:

See, even she's pissed off about the politicians.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

You push me off the Cisa. Oh, who is this kid?

Speaker 3:

Is this check back? You get that ripping guitar solo. I think the same record is yeah, as let's be stated yeah, yeah, he's, is it back? Yeah, I was back eight and nine Yep. Rest in peace, brother Shout, brownsville, tennessee.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 4:

Shout out to those homesteaders. Shoot me an email about canning.

Speaker 3:

How are your plans doing? Not well, sorry to hear that.

Speaker 4:

Nothing, nothing is producing any food. You can't eat a coleus, folks. You can't, can't, can a coleus. All right, it's be a waste of vinegar.

Speaker 3:

Maybe it needs a like an extra dose of Paul Brady. There's a bunch of face. Now, this is help. This is the international edition that there's an extra track on theirs. This is like a remake of the Beatles. Help, and you know what? We're gonna skip it. Yeah, all right, we're going straight to the last song, 1984. If you remember the big beginning, I Mentioned this to be a concept album, the 1948, george Orwell wrote the book 1984 and he also wrote another book called Animal Farm and there are some references and some of the lyrics in here. Yeah, to that. In in the year that this was written, the theme of 1984 in dystopian society was prevalent, and that still is. I think it's more now actually. I mean, oh yes, in 1984 at least they were taking a stand like they were worried about totalitarianism, but they, so the people, were like Over the top freedom, you know, waving the flag now everybody's just like now.

Speaker 4:

I was just listening to podcasts eating Cheetos yeah, we're too tired.

Speaker 3:

Hey, I is taking over. I don't want to piss off the machines that are gonna Slave us in slave us.

Speaker 4:

So I'm just gonna submit. Even Billy Livesley has been taken over by the Yamaha DX 7 Sensor. He is imprisoned by this thing. It's sad, it's very sad. Oh, oh, key change, key change. There's a chance, folks, this is written by Bowie.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah. Well, bowie had a song 1984. I think this is sort of like a like a spin-off of that or a sort of a Like a recreation of his 1984 song.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

Yes, you wear the savage jaw, that's it. I think some nod to that. Look, winston Smith, oh yeah the protagonist from 1984.

Speaker 4:

Good reference Winston.

Speaker 3:

Double speak. Double speak is sort of a metaphor for the like Disinformation well you know that's a big theme in dystopian societies is isn't the, aren't the fact checkers now just the Ministry of Truth in the book? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, those are the parallels.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, don't believe the fact checkers folks do your own research.

Speaker 3:

Who knows, maybe, maybe her death or her passing is a is a strange metaphor for the overlords taking over, because she's sort of like a. She's a symbol for Standing up to, to the man yeah, you know her overlord, who was, just, who was.

Speaker 2:

I.

Speaker 4:

That's how you get out of it, exactly get on your board and smack the lip.

Speaker 3:

Well, yeah, in today, in 2023, you get on your board, smack the lip. The lip is the represents. You know AI are you know our overlords? Whoop, yeah, exactly, you're in. That'll do it.

Speaker 4:

You're in a little fight with you, just boom, hit the power cord boba. Ah and that's, that's the surfer dude, and that is the album as well.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and whoever is still listening, god bless you because, wow, you know we gotta win off the rails there. Ah, so it's time for the top three. Are you all right paired? I mean, I gotta gotta think this through. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going Give me your three he's show some respect. That's that's, that's not it it kind of was okay, I mean, if you yeah, if you want to make it alright.

Speaker 4:

I can't stand the rain. That that's not a hit right, it isn't Alright, I'm going. I can't stand the ran rain. Number three it just needed a little more cowbell, a little more distortion, a little more resner things going on. But it was good. It was good.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 4:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna go with my number three is gonna be 1984, that last one we heard. Okay nice, because it's a deep track. It's the very last one it probably gets no plate yeah and it's.

Speaker 3:

It's weird, but it's a, it's a remake of Bowie, and and it has this substance to it that is very atypical of Tina Turner and I commend her for, you know, like going and thinking outside of the box, yeah, and being open to doing something that is so unlike what she had done before. For that reason, I give it props, and that's my number three, oh hell.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, fuck the fact checkers. I'm going 1984 as well for you, number two.

Speaker 3:

Yeah let's go Alright. Yeah, good for you facts, what's what is?

Speaker 4:

David Bern say facts are simple. Facts are straight. Facts are lazy, facts are late facts. I'll come from points of view. Facts don't do what. I want them to, david. Bern said that facts just stress the truth around. Facts are nothing in the face of men, something like that, wow. So yeah, that's my, that's my two. What's your number? Wait?

Speaker 3:

Oh, I'm on my, okay, so that was your two.

Speaker 4:

I'm telling you, do my two.

Speaker 3:

What's your two? My two is I can't stand the rain. I thought it Again. For the same reasons. I picked 1984. It's sort of an artsy kind of a Song. It had that cool little yeah Cowbell thing, or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 4:

I don't even know it the yamaha DX.

Speaker 3:

Some synthiness had a synthy thing to it, so that's my number two.

Speaker 4:

All right, nice, my number one. I'm gonna say you know, tina Turner is our generation's Cleopatra and she might have been queen Mm-hmm, it's, it's a brave number one, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I know what you're thinking that it's brave.

Speaker 4:

It's, is it brave, brave yeah well, it's just accurate.

Speaker 3:

It's a great song, yeah it's no one. It should have been a hit and it was and it's my number one, yeah. Catchy as hell, it is it is catchy and I love it. I do too. So, yeah, we're putting a bow on that.

Speaker 4:

I think, a lot of emotions. Yeah, let's wrap them up. Yeah, talk them away. Mm-hmm, put them in our sock drawer, mm-hmm, until next week.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, in the meantime, everybody shows some respect to your loved ones, to your fellow man, and let's make this world a better place. And let's turn things around. We need turn things around, let's turn, let's turn this world around. Let's, let's do it, let's do it, we're gonna, it's gonna be Thanksgiving. You know, when we were recording this, you know you got your drunk uncle who's you know. Listen to the drunk uncle.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, just listen to him.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he's on a different newsfeed, just listen, yeah, come together.

Speaker 4:

Don't, don't oust him.

Speaker 3:

Okay, yeah, because you know his Idiocy is rooted in different information and, yeah, it may be even more information. So you've got to just sort of Go with it and and respect it. So just hit the lip and respect.

Speaker 4:

All right, respect, tina, all right. Good night folks, whoo.

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